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Wonkette’s Week in Review: Not Made of Sugar

* The Supreme Court bench-slapped the White House in the Gitmo military tribunal case. Tony Snow is unfazed: “Oh, those wacky Supreme Court justices, who knows what those guys mean!” * Katherine Harris: just as crazy as last week. Read more on Wonkette’s Week in Review: Not Made of Sugar…
 

Team Wonkette Field Trip: Congressional Beisbol

Team Wonkette Field Trip! From left: David Lat, the Comics Curmudgeon, Intern Nick (mostly hidden), and Alex Pareene. Last night, Team Wonkette made its way out to RFK stadium for the annual Congressional Baseball Game, sponsored by Roll Call. The game was, well, sad and pathetic. The Republicans won 12-1 (Roberts recused himself). But man, what a trip. Drunk hill staffers everywhere, Katherine Harris wandering around, tight unis on middle-aged legislative paunches, and William Jefferson looking really intense. Pocket full of sandpaper, of course. But that’s another story — one for after the jump, in fact, illustrated with lovely pictures from Liz Gorman, Intrepid Girl Reporter. Read more on Team Wonkette Field Trip: Congressional Beisbol…
 

Hill Intern Hotties: The Winners

Democracy sure is swell, ain’t it? We solicited your nominations for our Hill Intern Hotties contest. Then we opened up the polls, informed you about the candidates, and counted up the votes (for the nine female hotties and eight male hotties in competition). Now, the fun part. It’s time to declare the winners: the two hottest interns on the Hill. The race for hottest female intern wasn’t terribly exciting, truth be told. The dazzling Stephanie Carter quickly seized the lead, which she never relinquished. She took 25 percent of the vote, trouncing her closest competition, Katie Warner (who took less than 15 percent). This reader rave, which arrived too late to include with the earlier testimonials, says it all: Stephanie Carter is kind, intelligent and overall stellar woman. Truly the epitome of a great person, she is driven in one of those great, rare, non-obnoxious ways. Her hard work, dedication and genuine nature truly make her a rising star. Not only that, but her natural magnetism makes everyone want to know her. Hot, smart and kind. What more could you want for the hottest intern on the hill? The men’s side was more competitive. Last week, Joe Fore took an early lead. But over the weekend, Blake Massad zipped past him, and stayed ahead of the pack for the rest of the contest. So, with over 20 percent of the votes, Blake Massad has been elected Speaker of the Hotties. Congratulations to Stephanie and Blake, our two deserving winners. The complete vote tallies, plus additional commentary, after the jump. Read more on Hill Intern Hotties: The Winners…
 

Hill Intern Hotties: The Final Lap

Just a quick reminder: the polls in our Hill Intern Hotties contest will remain open for only a few more hours. Voting will conclude at 2 PM Eastern time, and we’ll announce the winners shortly thereafter. Click here to vote on the women, and here to vote on the men. We’ve received a few more requests from candidates to withdraw from the contest. As we told you over the weekend, nobody’s going anywhere. It’s the height of ingratitude to reject such an honor, when so many others wish they could be in your shoes. Check back this afternoon to find out the winners. For those of you who are following the contest very closely, a quick recap of the current standings appears after the jump. Read more on Hill Intern Hotties: The Final Lap…
 

Hill Intern Hotties: More Pics of the Women

You have less than 24 hours to cast your vote in our Hill Intern Hotties contest. As previously stated, we’ll be closing the polls tomorrow, at 2 PM Eastern time. Click here to vote on the men, and here to vote on the women. We’ve given you lots of information about the candidates. Reader testimonials are available here (for the men) and here (for the women). Supplemental pictures for the male hotties are accessible here. Now we bring you additional pics of almost all the women — including a few evening gown and swimsuit photos, just like a real beauty pageant. Check ‘em out, after the jump (or click here, and scroll down). Read more on Hill Intern Hotties: More Pics of the Women…
 

Hill Intern Hotties: More Pics of the Men

We’re entering the home stretch of our Hill Intern Hotties contest. Click here to vote on the guys and here to vote on the gals. We feel we’ve given you lots of information about the candidates. In addition to the “official portraits” of the nominees, we’ve given you reader testimonials (for both the men and the women). In case you’re still undecided, we’ve scrounged up additional photographs of some (but not all) of the hotties. Supplemental pictures for the male hotties, after the jump (or click here, and scroll down). Read more on Hill Intern Hotties: More Pics of the Men…
 

Wonkette’s Week in Review: We Keep Getting’ Older, But They Stay The Same Age

* Don’t fret, we wouldn’t let an idle summer week pass without a shallow poll. Thus, we proudly present: The Hill Intern Hotties competition. Since everyone already knows how this works, we’ll just let you speed along – boys’ poll here and girls’ poll here. In case you’re one of those “readers,” we’ve also got written testimonials for all the pretty girls and all the strong men. Read more on Wonkette’s Week in Review: We Keep Getting’ Older, But They Stay The Same Age…
 

Hill Intern Hotties: Nobody’s Going Anywhere

Our Hill Intern Hotties contest is in full swing. Click here to vote on the women; click here to vote on the men. Some of the nominees, either directly or through intermediaries, have requested that they (or their pictures) be removed from this contest. We regret to inform them that we cannot honor such requests. If we honored some of these requests, we’d have to honor all of them; and if we honored all of them, we’d no longer have a contest. So, in the interest of fairness, the field of competitors will remain unchanged. (It’s also too late to add nominees; but thanks to all of you for belated nominations.) Read more on Hill Intern Hotties: Nobody’s Going Anywhere…
 

Hill Intern Hotties: Testimonials for the Women

The Hill Intern Hotties contest is well underway. Click here to vote for your favorite guy, here to vote for your favorite gal, and here for reader raves about the male contestants. The polls will stay open until Tuesday, June 27, at 2 PM Eastern time. So there’s lots of time for friends of the candidates to develop clever campaigns, or to send out blast emails in an effort to increase voter turnout. And now, testimonials for the fabulous femme fatales we’ve assembled for your consideration. You can read them after the jump (or click here). Read more on Hill Intern Hotties: Testimonials for the Women…
 

Hill Intern Hotties: Testimonials for the Men

The polls are now open in Hill Intern Hotties: The Men. To see the competitors and cast your vote, click here. We fear that we didn’t leave the polls open long enough in our White House Hotties contest. As a result, the brilliant campaign for Emily House didn’t have enough time to build momentum. We won’t make the same mistake this time around. We’ll keep the polls open until Tuesday, June 27, at 2 PM Eastern time. Now it’s time for testimonials about the male Capitol Hill interns. Check ‘em out, after the jump (or click here). Read more on Hill Intern Hotties: Testimonials for the Men…
 

Hill Intern Hotties: The Women

We solicited nominations in our Capitol Hill Hotties contest, and you responded enthusiastically. Earlier today, we opened the polls for voting on the male hotties. Click here to vote in that contest. Read more on Hill Intern Hotties: The Women…
 

Hill Intern Hotties: The Men

On Tuesday, we asked for nominations in our Capitol Hill Hotties contest. You made some sizzling submissions, we carefully considered them all, and today we unveil the official nominees. In our White House Hotties contest, we opened the polls in the women’s race first. This time around, we’ll start off with the men. Read more on Hill Intern Hotties: The Men…
 

Attention Hill Intern Hotties: Wanna Make Some Extra Cash?

Capitol Hill interns: There’s still time left to nominate yourself, or have a friend nominate you, in our Hill Intern Hotties contest. But we’re planning to announce the nominees tomorrow, so don’t delay. Nomination guidelines here. If you’re more interested in fortune than fame, however, this proposal might appeal to you more: The post speaks for itself. We will refrain from embellishing it with cheap-and-easy Washingtonienne humor. The full text of the post, after the jump. Read more on Attention Hill Intern Hotties: Wanna Make Some Extra Cash?…
 

Hill Intern Hotties: Stop Holding Out On Us

Yesterday we issued a call for nominations in our latest beauty pageant, Hill Intern Hotties. We’ve received a number of fine candidates, both men and women. But we don’t have enough to run a proper contest just yet. And, given the vast number of interns who descend on this town each summer, we know that we’ve only scratched the surface of pulchritude on the Hill. Read more on Hill Intern Hotties: Stop Holding Out On Us…
 

Hill Intern Hotties: Nominations Needed

Some readers were less than impressed by the field of competitors in our recently concluded White House Hotties contest. We’re confident that our next competition will draw a bevy of beauties capable of satisfying even the most demanding judges. Read more on Hill Intern Hotties: Nominations Needed…