Tag Archives: hilarity

  warblogging

Wingnut George Washington Would Like To Go Warring

How lovely: we have received an (indirect!) warblogging challenge from none other than America’s greatest warlord, George Washington. He was so furious about how you people treated him in the comments of that Mount Vernon Statement post that he actually went into the comments, picked fights — and again we’re talking about the first United States President, George Washington, here — posted about the tiffs on his blog (“Is that just TOO MUCH FUN, ribbing these looney Libs?”), and e-mailed your Wonkette’s tips box. Every commenter must apologize to the National Father, here. MUSH, MUSH! [George Washington’s blogspot] Read more on Wingnut George Washington Would Like To Go Warring…
  where are they now?

George Bush Is President Of College

Ha ha ha, so incredibly stupid, but here we are, LAUGHING. If you’d like to know the context of this amazing still — and we certainly don’t — you can read more here. Something about a brawl at “Cheyney” University. Really. [Philadelphia Will Do, ABC 6 Philadelphia] Read more on George Bush Is President Of College…
  bile

‘Thank You George W. Bush’ Webmaster Furiously Scrubbing Site

You anti-American homosexual Muslim book-skimming ACORNs have taken YET ANOTHER perfectly good & respectable website — this one designed to thank George W. Bush for the various wars and contracting economies — and ruined it with your filthy jokes about butts and poop. The site’s webmaster is now having to scrub your PUERILE CRAP petition signatures at a breakneck pace leaving him/her no time for SELF-PLEASURE. Let’s check out some of these toilet-humor “names” from you people who only want John Kerry to run the country and nothing else will do. Read more on ‘Thank You George W. Bush’ Webmaster Furiously Scrubbing Site…
  meet your candidates

Random Dude Who E-mailed Us Should Take Hillary’s Senate Seat

A delightfully insane person has e-mailed us and approximately 400 other tip or info lines asking politely if he can be Senator from New York. He wants to take over for two years until Chelsea Clinton is 30 and can rightfully claim her seat. You must read (skim) his full blog post about this. “Oh- I’m just the ‘strwaw man- so i’ll read the script, act the part, do the ‘show’, and let my handlers, and staff run things- its simpler that way,” he writes, “for 2 years- till chelsea clinton is 30, and can take over the show..” The commentary is interspersed among dozens of photos of celebrities and politicians. [X-WIRE] Read more on Random Dude Who E-mailed Us Should Take Hillary’s Senate Seat…