Tag: hilarity

Wingnut George Washington Would Like To Go Warring

How lovely: we have received an (indirect!) warblogging challenge from none other than America's greatest warlord, George Washington. He was so furious about how you people treated him in the comments of that Mount Vernon Statement post that he...

Skoalrebel: “finally a new vid dippin good ole grizz bear green”

"I'm up to 223 subscribers... I don't know why y'all motherfuckers fuckin' subscribe to me when all y'all gonna do is fuckin' talk shit about me."

George Bush Is President Of College

Ha ha ha, so incredibly stupid, but here we are, LAUGHING. If you'd like to know the context of this amazing still -- and we certainly don't -- you can read more here. Something about a brawl at "Cheyney"...

‘Thank You George W. Bush’ Webmaster Furiously Scrubbing Site

You anti-American homosexual Muslim book-skimming ACORNs have taken YET ANOTHER perfectly good & respectable website -- this one designed to thank George W. Bush for the various wars and contracting economies -- and ruined it with your filthy jokes...

Random Dude Who E-mailed Us Should Take Hillary’s Senate Seat

A delightfully insane person has e-mailed us and approximately 400 other tip or info lines asking politely if he can be Senator from New York. He wants to take over for two years until Chelsea Clinton is 30 and...