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We salute nationally-syndicated columnist Susan Estrich for her commitment to journalistic integrity, and her wholesale embracing of the new-media revolution that is sweeping away the tired old MSM. MORE »

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What, you think the Post is being unfair to Ken? Attaching his name to known pedophiliac creep (but non-child pageant queen-murderer!) John Mark Karr? Well guess what — guess what, America — you haven’t been victimized by this guy. The Post didn’t do it for you. MORE »

So “NewsBusters” worked their ears to the bone to pick out every intelligible remark in today’s now-legendary CNN gaffe. The only important thing they picked up that we missed is this: MORE »

At 3:16 p.m. Atlanta time, CNN PR shot out this e-mail that will surely make everyone forget that other CNN coverage from New Orleans. MORE »

We’re working on a rough transcription, but until we finish it, just enjoy this video of Kyra Phillips chatting, seemingly in the bathroom, with an unidentified co-worker (Daryn Kagan?) while Bush blabs about levees or something.

Update: In case you’re unclear on what you’re hearing, some of the better bits are written out after the jump. As always, we welcome corrections and better interpretations.

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Canada has just beat Gary Ackerman by like A BILLION.

Canada has finally managed to one-up us. In hilarious congressional incompetence, where previously only the Italians presented a serious challenge. Canada doesn’t have the bomb, does it? We’re suddenly way more worried about them than Iran. MORE »