Here is news that will be shocking to zero persons: the Bush twins were a bit of a handful for their Secret Service detail back in the day! Yeah, they liked to party a lot, and would occasionally try to slip out unsupervised. Jenna appears to have been the bigger pain in the ass (!!!??!). Why was George Bush not impeached over his failure to control his college-aged daughters, who more and more appear to be the sort of fun, boozy Southern girls who end up as real classy society dames working as docents at your local mid-sized modern art museum? MORE »