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Posts Tagged ‘high seas adventure’

We Control Not Only the MSM, but Also the Grandiose Delusions of the Cabinet

Thursday, June 29th, 2006

Last month, on Wonkette:

LAURA BLUMENFELD YOU ARE OUR NEW FAVORITE WRITER. [...] Will you please make your next piece an epic high-seas romance with international intrigue, swashbuckling, and daring-do, starring Joe Biden and a giant lizard?

Today, in Laura Blumenfeld’s “Off Camera” Column:

“I imagine I’m a pirate,” [Norman Mineta] said. “Of the Caribbean.”

Exciting conclusion, after the jump!

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