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Tag: hhs

HHS Nominee Tom Price Will Fit Great In Trump Cabinet, Because Of How He Is Grafty

Well sure he's getting rich from being in office. Why else would anyone take such a crappy job?

Team Trump Thinks Grandma Millie Has Too Much Money. Luckily, They’re Here To Help!

'No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up.' -- Lily Tomlin

Obama Saves Planned Parenthood From Trump’s Grabby Hands! (At Least For A Minute!)

If Trump wants to kill Planned Parenthood, he's going to have to TRY HARDER.
Professional cum-sock.

We Are Beginning To Think Texas Really Hates Transgender People

Look, a lawsuit to give religious wingnut doctors freedom to deny medical care to transgender folk, hooray!

Planned Parenthood Sting Videos Are Full Of Bullcrap. No, Even MORE Bullcrap.

Are we still talking about Planned Parenthood stealing baby parts from your lady cave, in the dead of night, to sell on Amazon? (Order with Prime and have it by tomorrow!) Yes, we are, groan and growl and MANY EXPLETIVES! So fine....

Oh Look Who Is Actually Breaking The Law (Hint: It’s Not Planned Parenthood)

Well, isn't this ironic, don't you think? The Obama administration has notified two states that took steps to halt Medicaid funds to Planned Parenthood Federation of America that they may be in conflict with federal law. The Centers for Medicare and Medicaid...

Kansas Plan To F*ck The Poors Somehow Costing Millions, Is That Bad?

Kansas Republicans had a terrific plan to turn their state into the best state EVER, with tax cuts for the rich and -- well, that was mostly the plan. Surprise! It hasn't worked, and not just because the evil...
Pay the fuck up

Yes, Insurance Companies Have To Cover Your Vag

It should not be necessary for the Obama administration to tell health insurance companies, "Seriously, you have to, it's THE LAW!" about the requirements of the Affordable Care Act, but alas. It seems the insurance industry figured the Department of...
Yes, he's a monster

Florida Gov. Rick Scott: Yes, I Am A Lying Piece Of Sh*t

Need another reason to hate Florida's governor with the fire of a thousand suns melting the ice caps to drown the state, even though you're not allowed to say that there? Probably not, but Rick Scott is nothing if...
I laugh at you idiots! So much!

Oh Hey Look At All The Billions Of Dollars Hospitals Are Saving With Obamacare

It's been a while since we reminded you that with Obamacare, everyone wins, right? Like that one lady who was all, "Oh no, I cannot afford my cancer treatment now because of how Obamacare makes it so much more expensive!" except...

House Passes ‘No Welfare For Weed’ Bill, Which Fails To Ban Welfare For Weed

After coming back from a five-week "district work period" for eight action-packed days of legislating, members of the House and Senate went slinking out of DC on Thursday while mumbling over their shoulders that they'd be on email if...

White House Offers Sweet New Accommodation For Slut Pill-Haters, That Should Fix It

Damnit. Damn IT. DAMN IT!!! The Obama administration announced on Friday a new accommodation for religious non-profits that object to covering the full range of contraceptives in their employee health care plans. The new accommodation will allow religious non-profits, such as...

No Fair — How Can Darrell Issa Leak Obamacare Website Security Info If HHS Won’t Trust Him?

When we first read this article about notorious cosmic dingleberry Darrell Issa (R-Satan's Bunghole), we seriously had a newsgasm. After cleaning up our computer screen, we have been laughing ever since, because... well, this is just so awesome, even...

Tennessee Rep. Marsha Blackburn Defends Sacred Right To Buy Cheap Shoes, Crappy Insurance

Tennessee congressjerk Marsha Blackburn doesn't hold with an oppressive federal government meddling in people's choices -- unless of course it involves sluts who want contraception or abortions, duh -- and she gave HHS Secretary Kathleen Sebelius a piece of...

GOP Terrified That Obamacare Will Make It Easier For Poors To Vote

For some time there's been a simmering freakout on the right about how the Affordable Care Act did sex with the National Voter Registration Act of 1993 and now everyone who visits an ObamaKare Throat-Booting Center will be force-fed...

Marco Rubio Would Not Like To Try Your Sample Of Obamacare Thank You Very Much

Oh, conservatives. Your perpetual ragesad about Obamacare could power a small country. We lose track of what you are mad at today. What are you mad at today? Oh hey, Marco Rubio. Didn't see you there. Were you off...