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SUFFER THE LITTLE CHILDREN  9:17 am June 5, 2012

Barack Obama Now Trying To Murder White Children, With Asthma

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

How is the Obama administration trying to murder white children today? Oh, only by giving them more asthma, for racial fairness, according to this incredibly logical and sane explicator in The American Thinker. Thinking! Pull up your coffee, and learn how to do it, with the American Thinker to guide you! The Obama Administration has [...]

COUNTERFACTUALS  1:40 pm June 30, 2010

by Josh Fruhlinger

OH, WHAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN: According to the testimony of some union thug, Rod Blagojevich thought that maybe he could appointed Secretary of Health and Human Services if he appointed close personal Obama friend Valerie Jarrett to the Senate. He came up with this idea after he specifically found out that Obama wanted Jarrett to [...]

NOT REALLY THOUGH  2:18 pm August 20, 2009

Also, The Health & Human Services Building Is Blowing Up

by Jim Newell

We were so excited to see a tip in our inbox with the subject line, “Explosion at HHS Building,” because buildings? Blowing up? Dead bodies? HELLO, PAGEVIEWS! $$$$$$! But, alas, it was just “small explosion” a repairman caused while working on something. No one was hurt, no fires. LAME SANDWICH.

STRANGE CABINET APPOINTEES  5:26 pm November 19, 2008

Sassy Daytime Talkshow Host To Become America’s Doctor?

by Jim Newell

Wonkette operative “tom m.” informs us of the latest disturbing addition to Barack Obama’s cabinet, which already includes a space pirate: “Why is Obama nominating Sally Jesse to head HHS?” [Washington Post]

GEORGE W. BUSH  8:30 am July 21, 2006

Daily Briefing: HHS Sec Busted

by Alex Pareene

REMAINDERS  10:38 pm June 19, 2006

Remainders: Politics Is What Politicians Do Late At Night

by dlat

MICHAEL LEAVITT  12:11 pm May 8, 2006

Old People Haven’t Been This Excited Since Golden Girls Was Canceled

by dlat


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