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Donald Trump Having A VERY Bad Day. Wonkagenda For Tues., April 10, 2018

WITCH HUNT! ATTORNEY CLIENT PRIVILEGE IS DEAD! FOAM FOAM RABID BAT FOAM!

On A Scale Of One To Sarah Huckabee Sanders: Wonkagenda For Wed., March 28, 2018

Robert Mueller wants to keep his snitches in jail, Sarah Huckabee Sanders poots some lies about the census, and Sacramento is going to see some UNREST. Your morning news brief.

Trump Admin Wants Your Teenager To Get Pregnant Again

If the federal government has an interest in preventing teen pregnancies, they should be obligated to listen to experts.

Storm A-Comin’. Wonkagenda For Wed., March 7, 2018

Democrats flood the Texas primaries, Gary Cohn runs from Washington, and Stormy Daniels might have some dick pics. Your morning news brief.

Trump Family Planning Strategy Will Have All Your 16-Year-Olds Pragnet IN NO TIME!

On the other hand, this may be great news for Bayer.

Trump Just Let Insurers Cut You Off In The Middle Of Chemo. Again.

Oh look, more Trump Obamacare fuckery. Who woulda guessed?

CDC Director Just Can’t Quit Addiction To Cigarette Money, But Can Quit The CDC!

A rare outbreak of ethics from Trump's Health and Human Services. Once they got caught.

It’s Getting Hot In Herre! (Don’t Take Off All Your Clothes.) Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan 10, 2018

Trump-Russia gets WEIRDER, North Carolina is gerrymandered AF, and Ryan Zinke decides not to screw Florida with big, fat, oil rigs. Your morning news brief.

Donald Trump As Good At Killing Obamacare As He Is At Everything Else. Again.

The Affordable Care Act's survival is like a Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us, they couldn't, let's eat!

Trump Can’t Even Kill Obamacare Right. Thanks Obama!

People really, really want healthcare, and no orange blot of fuzz is about to tell them otherwise.

Want To Make Trump So Sad? Sign Up For Obamacare Starting Tomorrow!

With the first ACA enrollment under Trump starting tomorrow, things look bad, but not horrible. Mostly.

SURRENDER, MANAFORT! Wonkagenda For Mon., Oct. 30, 2017

Mueller wants Manafort for Halloween, Paul Ryan and Trump's tax plan are up in the air, and DC is drowning in swamp monsters. Your morning news brief.

Donald Trump Ends Obamacare Subsidies, Because The Patient Just Refused To Die

We're getting really tired of waking up to news of another mass killing -- this time by the president of the United States.

Jeff Sessions Happier Than A Pig In Shit To Fuck The Gays For Trump And Jesus

We are so sorry, LGBT people. Also, women in general. Also, America.