Beloved Anti-Gonzales Marine Reveals All!
Tuesday, April 24th, 2007
While Alberto Gonzales lisped and lied to the Senate last week, a brave former Marine kept track of each “I don’t recall” that Gonzo squeaked out. And a fallen nation swooned.
Who was that dude with the USMC ink? He’s Marine Corps Sgt. Adam Charles Kokesh, and he came over to Wonkette to tell his story! Let’s catch up with America’s favorite Marine since that guy who smoked the cigarette in that one picture, after the jump.
George W. lost the popular vote in 2000 and won by a slim 2% in 2004, but the least-loved president has finally achieved the overwhelming victory he always wanted — one in four Americans chose him as the No. 1 villain in the whole world! Bush totally beat also-ran villains such as Saddam Hussein and Osama bin Laden. 