Did Sinbad Save America From Nuclear Annihilation?
Wednesday, March 26th, 2008
Funnyman “Sinbad” was once simply known as “America’s Entertainer,” but after his heroic unmasking of the monster Hillary Clinton’s “foreign policy experience” claims about dodging sniper fire in Bosnia, historians may well have another title for the beloved comic: The Funnyman Who Saved America.
It was a story seared into the memories of all Americans: Hillary Clinton, Sheryl Crow, Chelsea Clinton and Sinbad went to Bosnia to bring peace this one time, probably during the 1990s. But only Sinbad had the courage to tell the real story: That these women really went to Bosnia to hatch a terrible lie that could’ve very well put the senile lunatic John McCain in the White House, which would’ve led to Total Nuclear Devastation. MORE »
American hero and U.S. American Senator Larry Craig has a new ally in his brave battle to un-resign from the Senate and un-plead guilty to trying to get some dick in a public restroom. The American Land Rights Association has announced its support of Craig — one of the bravest, straightest men fighting for property rights in the Western United States — by calling for a boycott of Minneapolis-Saint Paul International Airport. 
While Alberto Gonzales lisped and lied to the Senate last week, a brave former Marine kept track of each “I don’t recall” that Gonzo squeaked out. And a fallen nation swooned.
George W. lost the popular vote in 2000 and won by a slim 2% in 2004, but the least-loved president has finally achieved the overwhelming victory he always wanted — one in four Americans chose him as the No. 1 villain in the whole world! Bush totally beat also-ran villains such as Saddam Hussein and Osama bin Laden. 