Tag: heritage foundation
White House Worried Dems Will Do ‘Obstruction’ On Judicial Nominees. Here’s Hoping!
Democrats obstructing Donald Trump's judicial nominees? Now there's an idea we can get behind.
Mick Mulvaney? He’s This Dick. Your Wonkagenda For Wed., May 3, 2017
Mick Mulvaney is a real asshole, TrumpCare is under the weather, and the Heritage Foundation flushes Jim DeMint. Your morning news brief!
Oh, Jeff Sessions Met With Russian Ambassador During Campaign, Then Lied? Is That A Big Deal?
Got popcorn? You're going to want popcorn.
Trump’s Supreme Court Pick Says Trump Being A Real Dick To That One Judge
Is Neil Gorsuch trying to get his nomination withdrawn?
Trump Spending Cuts Gonna Do Austerity To Us, And It Is Going To Be AWESOME!
Well at least we'll all have the Kingdom of Heaven.
Bob Dole Stands Erect For Taiwan; Firmness Achieved By All This Money On The Nightstand
Congratulations to Bob Dole on achieving a hard position on U.S.-Taiwan relations and keeping it up so long.
Tom DeLay Has Hot New Consulting Firm Starring Tom DeLay
So, have you been dying to know what Tom DeLay has been up to these days?
Hey, wait! Get back here.
Just pretend you've been thinking about The Hammer aka The Exterminator aka The Indicted then Appealed then Exonerated aka The...
Sen. Tom Cotton Knows ‘Disabled’ Fakers Spending Your Tax Moneys On Drugs
Arkansas Sen. Tom Cotton returned to one of the Great Republican Myths the other day, suggesting the Social Security Disability program is not merely full of fakes and cheaters, but might actually cause economic decline and drug abuse. In...
Mitt Romney Quite Pleased With His Swell National Romneycare Program, Oh Goodness Yes
You may recall this fella Mitt Romney who ran for president in 2012 on a platform of getting rid of Obamacare. It was a terrible, terrible idea, he said, that stole people's freedom of choice, was sure to ruin...
It’s Sunday Funday At The Wonkette, Let’s Sit Next To Each Other And Talk Sh*t About People
Happy Sunday, Wonketariat! We hope this love note finds you fat and happy. We should take a moment before we go get ACTUAL brunch, to do internet brunch gossip about the Most Popular Stories of the week. You all were all...
Heritage Foundation: Gay Marriage Will Make All The Gross Spinsters Kill Their Babies. It’s Math!
According to the Heritage Foundation's (LOL) "digital-first, multimedia news platform," The Daily Signal, if the Supreme Court crams gay-marriage down our throats, as it is totally gonna do in June, that will make even more women do abortions. FACT....
Obama Proposes Free Community College; Will Terrify Wingnuts With Educated Populace
Now here's a nice thing if you're into "education" and "free stuff," which of course you are, because you're an over-educated socialist liberal. President Obama is heading to Tennessee today to announce a program that would provide qualified students...
Morning Maddow: Here’s How A White Supremacist Set The GOP’s Immigration Policy (Video)
Wednesday's Rachel Maddow Show begins with another of those rambly goofy stories that make you wonder whether a News Point is on the way, and then gets to the point and you say "Aha!" We won't even summarize the...
Republicans Celebrate Success Of Voter Suppression With Fancy Luncheon
Voter fraud is so hot right now. This year's midterm elections are only a few weeks away, and courts are still ruling left and right on the identification requirements that states can impose on their voters as a remedy...
Conservatives Cranking Terror Alert Level Up To OMG! WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!
Wonketteers, we do not wish to alarm you about the threat from ISIS, but you should be SHITTING YOUR PANTS IN TERROR BECAUSE THEY ARE COMING FOR YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVERY LOVED. Or at least that seems...
Kissin’ Congressman Vance McAllister Gets Honest on His Way Out
You may remember Vance McAllister, the family-values Republican from Louisiana who made sexxxy kisses all over one of his staffer's faces, and then fired that staffer because her sluttiness was contributing to a hostile work environment or whatever.
Welp, Vance...
