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Kissin’ Congressman Vance McAllister Gets Honest on His Way Out

You may remember Vance McAllister, the family-values Republican from Louisiana who made sexxxy kisses ...

What If The Heritage Foundation Were Adapted To A Sitcom Format?

what if?

Just imagine the pitch: “Mr. Moonves, think Golden Girls meets Crossfire,” says the ...

Jim DeMint Explains How Big Government Never Freed Any Slaves

the wtf between the states

Heritage Foundation head Heritager Jim DeMint took a crack at revisionist history last week on a ...

Ken Cuccinelli Tells Heritage Foundation Why Actual Winners Of Elections Should Defend Straight Marriage

catching up with the cooch

As recently as last November, there was a chance that Ken “the Cooch” Cuccinelli might ...

Heritage Foundation Notes Food Stamps Given To Stupid College Grads Who Picked Wrong Major Like German Or Not Business

college: ur doin it rong

From excessive drinking to being high pretty much all the time to a wardrobe consisting of only ...

Louie Gohmert Wants You To Only Put Your Penis In A Lady’s Down-There-Place

plumber cracks

Congressional Legion of Doom members Louie Gohmert, Michele Bachmann, and Steve King appeared on a ...

John Boehner Hates Free Enterprise Private Insurance, Thinks It Is Mean

Boehner being Boehner because Boehner

Oh, Speaker John Boehner, you historically lazy sack of unnaturally orange suck. Even though you are ...

Heritage Foundation Releases Hi-larious Anti-Obama Thanksgiving Cards That Are Not Remotely Hi-larious

So funny we forgot to laugh

Fact: Conservatives are not very good at doing funny. Sure, they try. And fail. And if you ...

Ted Cruz’s Teabag Oprah Fantasy: You Get A Jesse Helms, You Get A Jesse Helms, Everybody Gets A Jesse Helms!

great moments in GOP outreach

If you are a major political party that needs to lash yourself to a lifeboat of minority voters ...

Heritage Foundation Czar Jim DeMint Says Majority Of Americans Are Socialist Un-Americans For Liking Socialist Un-American Healthcare

Real Americans just let you die

Have you heard the one about how health care reform is the worst thing that ever happened to America ...

Obama Just Might Defund Obamacare Like GOP Wants, Says Insane GOPer Jim DeMint

Yeah that might happen and pigs might fly out of our ... you know

You know how Republicans are so super for sure that if they keep voting to repeal Obamacare, it will ...

Here Is Your Sponsored Content From The Heritage Foundation That Looks Like A Wonkette Post. Also Too Boobs.

love for sale

Today, Buzzfeed won the Internet by letting the Heritage Foundation post a bunch of dumb fucking ...

Rick Santorum Thinks It Would Be Fun To Run A Movie Studio

Fetal Attraction

As if losing elections for the U.S. Senate and the presidency weren’t enough, Rick Santorum now ...

Heritage Foundation Will Sacrifice Its Own Son, Obamacare, To Appease Angry God

wonksplainer

Did you know that Obamacare is the worst thing since the Holocaust and 9/11 made love and gave birth ...

Heritage Action Encourages GOP to Stop Doing Their Jobs

Amercia Number 1

Earlier this week, the Heritage Foundation’s political activist arm, Heritage Action, actually ...

The Heritage Foundation And The Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Super Racist Week

first rule of racist club is don't talk about racist club

Ohey there Heritage Foundation! How’ve you been? How’s the wife? Kids still taking violin ...

Heritage Foundation: Immigration Reform Will Bankrupt Entire Solar System

america fuck yeah

Conservative masturbatorium the Heritage Foundation has a shouty new report with ...

Friends of Wonkette: Help Us Decide Which Of Our Epic Blunders To Submit To The Breitbart Awards

shoddy journalism

Awards season is upon us! Yes, the Grammys and the Oscars already happened and the Emmys won’t ...

If You Notice That $9 Is More Than $7.25, Are You A Communist?

math has a liberal bias

In Tuesday’s State of the Union address, President Obama pointed out that you can work for 40 ...

FreedomWorks: Protection From Domestic Violence Is For Wusses

freedumb and dumber

Have you been avoiding reading anything about the reauthorization of the Violence Against Women Act ...

CNN: Was Martin Luther King Jr Conservative? Some Say! But Others Don’t!

journamalism

Look, we have found a single “article” that is a great example of everything wrong with ...

Gracious House Of Representatives To NJ, CT And NY: Fine, Here’s Your Stupid Hurricane Money

sandy can't you see i'm in misery

Another guest post from your comrade Fakakta South. The House finally voted Tuesday to graciously ...

In Bout Of Not-Affirmative Action, GOP To Promote Party’s Lone Remaining Black Representative

movin' on up

Rep. Tim Scott (R-SC), who is the Other Black House Republican Besides Allen West, is your newest ...

Heritage Foundation Very Proud Of Its Incoherent Bondage Porn Filibuster Tumblr Message

Just Another Lost Cause

Hey, movie fans! Remember that Robert Frank Capra classic where Jimmy Stewart saves the day by ...

Jim DeMint Has Had Enough Of Your Stupid Senate

I said good day sir...good day!

South Carolina Sen. Jim DeMint (R-R’lyeh) announced that he will resign his U.S. Senate seat in ...