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World’s Lamest Gangsta Easily Distracted by French Cheese, Wine

Friday, July 13th, 2007

He's right, Mortimer! My God, look at it!  - WonketteIt’s a scene we all know so well in DC, if we’re kind of rich: Everyone’s finishing their grilled steaks on the patio behind the pleasant Capitol Hill rowhouse and having another glass of $75 Bordeaux and then a hooded hoodlum slips into the backyard and presses the barrel of his gun against a 14-year-old girl’s head. MORE »