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Posts Tagged ‘helicopters’

McCain Heroically Not Fired Upon

Tuesday, September 5th, 2006

'A maverick needs many kinds of bottled beverage' - WonketteJohn “Maverick” McCain is surely the Greatest American Hero, but it turns out that his death-defying escape from the Helicopter Terrorists of the former Soviet republic of Georgia didn’t actually happen. MORE »


Maverick Lives, Flies Dangerously

Tuesday, September 5th, 2006

Breaking: John McCain IN DANGER! Last week… sort of… according to the Georgian Interior Ministry, and The SunMORE »