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Much as we’d like to ignore them, teevee bimbo Heidi Montag and her idiot boyfriend Spencer Pratt keep finding their way onto this site. First they endorse John McCain, and then Heidi becomes friends with Meghan McCain, another random unemployed blogger. Tsk tsk, Meghan! This crowd does not like you for your personality! Because if you look now, Heidi & Spencer are publicly bragging about how they’ll get Meghan to pull some strings with her father for a trip to “entertain the troops.” But entertain how? MORE »

Oh look, it’s John McCain’s daughter, Meghan McCain, and a performer from the teevee called Heidi Montag who is George W. Bush’s only supporter in America. But why doesn’t Meghan have any money? And why was she so terribly humiliated? MORE »

Now that the comical idiot girl with the porn star breastises has been appointed John McCain’s vice president and third wife, another “actor” from The Hills has to endorse Barack Obama, for balance. Otherwise The Hills‘ sterling reputation as an unbiased news source will wind up in the trash, along with Heidi Montag’s first nose. So who is this dumb, lightly be-stubbled youngster Brody Jenner, and why does he like the Democrat Barack Obama? MORE »

MCCAIN THROWS MONTAG UNDER THE BUS: On today’s edition of MSNBC’s Morning Joe, John McCain was asked yet again about the endorsement from Heidi Montag, the dumb gal from MTV’s The Hills program. McCain called her a “talented actress,” even though The Hills is a “reality show.” What does he know? [HuffPo]

The dumb girl from MTV’s The Hills program — which follows her and another dumb girl and their boyfriends and their internships — has endorsed John McCain. And McCain responded, because some reporter actually took the time to ask him about it! McCain said,”I’m honored to have Heidi’s support and I want to assure her that I never miss an episode of ‘The Hills,’ especially since the new season started.” So now we know that. [Swampland]

A comical idiot girl on the teevee show The Hills has endorsed John McCain, according to TMZ and US Weekly. This pretty much ensures that Old Man Walnuts will become president. Let’s explore the cultural/political significance of Heidi Montag, who apparently goes around in public in a whimsical prostitute nightgown, after the jump.

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