Here’s some guy, “Ben Konop,” running for something in Toledo, we don’t know what. Maybe high school president? Sure, let’s say “Toledo High School President.” Or mayor, whatever, there cannot be that many things to run for, in Toledo. Anyway, congratulations to the world’s sleepiest heckler, for still weirdly ruining this young man’s press event. [Justin Billau via Matt Welch]

John McCain is not having an easy time at these Town Hall Death Panels. A few days ago he got booed for suggesting that former Constitutional law professor Barack Obama is familiar with the Constitution; and then last night he got hassled by one of those irritating Code Pink broads. So he THREW HER OUT, bodily. MORE »

Apparently there are these “eBay guys” on the campaign trail, at all times, going around hounding the candidates for photographs and other such memorabilia that they can sell to professional masturbators online. Obama ran into one today in Philadelphia and refused a photograph several times. Finally Obama relented, saying: “Yea well whatever. Just take it. I won’t be smiling. Because you’re wearing me out. ….No no, you’ve been really rude about it. Just take a shot.” How will Obama ever get the “white lower class Internet-paparazzi heckler” vote back after this little charade? Full video, after the jump. MORE »

Ha ha, when George W. Bush endorsed John McCain, some guy in the crowd kept shouting at them to hold a conference every week, forever. Bush called him “unruly.” John McCain realized that he should never be in the presence of George W. Bush again.

Here’s the shocking video from last night’s New Hampshire Democratic “100 Club Dinner,” which proves all Dem voters hate Mrs. Senator Clinton. Or maybe a couple of rude Obama cultists don’t know how to behave during a sit-down dinner. Either way, her lame speeches sure aren’t getting better. MORE »

Dana Milbank on President Bush’s speech before the NAACP: MORE »