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  shut yo mouth!

Obama Appeases Heckler As If Heckler Were Iranian Mullah Or Something

Watch live streaming video from theuptake at livestream.com See that video, up there yonder? That is Prezzy B. Barry Bamz talking about immigration reform or something, who even knows, everyone hates him so much now because of “second term I hate you” disease we can barely even stand the sight of him. HOW DARE YOU STILL BE PRESIDENT NOBAMA WE ARE BOOOOORED BOOOOOORED AND ALSO UR A LOOSER. But the twitters started saying a heckler had heckled old Bamzy up there, and we like hecklers, because we have bad manners, so we decided to watch it. Eighteen hundred hours and 42 minutes later, the heckler sewed his scrotum on and heckled our Smooth B from RIGHT UP THERE ON THE DAIS! That is ballsy, heckler! Who even let that heckler up there? Did he sneak his way in by promising he’d pretend to “faint”? Somebody fire the White House Social Secretary! Again! Read more on Obama Appeases Heckler As If Heckler Were Iranian Mullah Or Something…
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Cory Booker Marries All The Gays, Destroys Good Christian Heckler In Two-Fer Of Evil (Video)

Here’s your Nice Time video for the day: Newark Mayor and Senator-Elect Cory Booker officiating at the city’s first same-sex weddings, marrying nine couples just after midnight, when New Jersey joined the rest of the 21st century. Did everything go seamlessly? Of course not: some asshat protester decided to Make A Statement, and was crushed beneath Cory Booker’s tyrannical heel. Read more on Cory Booker Marries All The Gays, Destroys Good Christian Heckler In Two-Fer Of Evil (Video)…
  does bamz come to your work and slap the dick out of your mouth?

Joe ‘You Lie!’ Wilson Books Flight To Israel To Have Fun Debate With American President, Apparently

Israel’s most hated enemy/most Jewishest president yet Barack Obama is in the Holy Land today, and somebody went all Code Pink on him (we assume; the protester must have been an anti-drone civil libertarian, right? Right? Because conservatives all have impeccable manners and Respect for the Office of the Presidency and would never be so vulgar). What is weird about this video is that the audience did not drown out the heckler by chanting USA! USA! which is obviously how you drown out a heckler. Instead, they just drowned him out by clapping. Lame, Israel. Whatever. OH WAIT, that is the wrong video, we regret the error. Read more on Joe ‘You Lie!’ Wilson Books Flight To Israel To Have Fun Debate With American President, Apparently…
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Romney Crowd Will Defeat Hurricanes With Chants Of U-S-A! (Video)

Here is Mitt Romney tryna be all “MESSAGE: WE CARE” when something unexpected happens. A middle-aged white man yells “what about the climate?” (instead of the obviously more important “what about your gaffes”) and unfurls a banner explaining, DERR climate change is creating bigger and more dangerous “weather events,” and we will all just have to get used to it. Silly white man! “The climate” did not cause Killer Sandy! And if it did, why, a rousing round of “U-S-A” will defeat it once and for all! Why didn’t Michael Bloomberg just think of that? [Youtube] Read more on Romney Crowd Will Defeat Hurricanes With Chants Of U-S-A! (Video)…