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Posts Tagged ‘heaven’

HYPED FOLLOW-UPS

John McCain’s EPIC New Ad Loves Barack Obama!

Friday, August 1st, 2008

Oh man, this ad is so much better than “Celeb.” While that last one was creepy, this one is funny (or rather, “less creepy”), and expensive-looking, and has an upbeat soundtrack, and says all sorts of nice things about Barack Obama! Also, McCain *finally* admits that Barack Obama freed the Jews from Egypt back when he was a state senator in Illinois. MORE »


BARACK OBAMA

Christian Bummer: Experts Say There’s No Heaven

Thursday, February 7th, 2008

Jesus fucking christ ...You know that whole “He’s in heaven now” thing people say after somebody dies? It’s not true. Nobody’s in heaven. That’s the shocking conclusion of Bishop N.T. Wright, one of those people who actually believes in the Bible and Christianity. And you know who really pisses him off? Maria Shriver, the trophy Kennedy wife of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Shriver wrote some dumb childrens’ book claiming that “good people” go to Heaven after they die. It’s a lie! They’re all still dead. Unless they’re Jesus, apparently. MORE »


JERRY FALWELL

For the Record

Thursday, March 9th, 2006