Tag: heartland institute

Is he even Catholic?

Conservatives Hate New Pope Now, For Being Dumb Commie Tree-Hugger

They really don't make popes like they used to. You know, the kind who may have sorta kinda been in the Hitler Youth -- but reluctantly! And then kinda sorta tried to cover up all that unpleasantness about Catholic...
And Hitler believed in germs!

Science Nerds To Climate Deniers: Wanna Bet ‘Climate Change’ Isn’t Real? For Real, Wanna Bet?

We're pretty sure this counts as Nice Time, or something close to it: The Committee for Skeptical Inquiry (CSI), the pro-science group that challenges pseudoscience and paranormal claims, has challenged the climate-change deniers at the Heartland Institute, which loves...
Whatever, he should just move to Hawaii

Weather Channel Has Evil Scheme To Trick Old Wingnuts Into Believing Climate Change Is Real

If you are an 86-year-old wingnut, next time you switch back to the Weather Channel from "Wheel Of Fortune," you might be in for a surprise. There might be a terrible and bad Smartie Pants person talking at you...
Using this picture because NEVER FORGET LOL

Sen. Jim Inhofe Tells Pope To Leave Climate Change To Scientists At Big Oil

Sometimes Yr Wonkette thinks it might be "fun" to actually be located in Our Nation's Capital, rather than in the wilds of Boise, Idaho, if only because it would then be possible to attend fun events like the Heartland...
Is he even Catholic?

Koch Brothers Explain Bible To Pope. Thanks, Koch Brothers!

While most of the world is trying to figure out what to do about this whole climate change thing before it's too late and we are all OOPS! dead, the concerned citizens at the completely objective Heartland Institute, which...
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Koch Brothers: Sorry, 1st Amendment Won’t Let Us Divulge How We’re Buying Climate-Change Deniers

The recent revelation that Wei-Hock Soon, one of the top "respectable" climate change deniers out there, gets most of his funding from the coal and oil industry has led Congressional Democrats to attempt to Follow The Money in the...
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Texas Texbooks Gonna Jesus Away All The Global Warming

We told you a while back about some of the fun distortions of American history that have made it into textbooks written to Texas's terrible history standards, but history isn't the only subject that goes off into rightwing fantasyland...

Dana Rohrabacher Will Protect America From The Tyranny Of Fluoride

Have you read yr Wonkette's treasure trove of Dana Rohrabacher posts? Now is an excellent time to refresh your memory regarding Orange County's -- nay, California's -- greatest Congresscritter. Rohrabacher is a veritable Renaissance Man of dumb. He's a...

As If Denying Climate Change Wasn’t Bad Enough, Heartland Institute Has Now Sinned Against George Carlin

We love us some George Carlin. We can think of no higher occupation than Foole. We even love his later ranty years, those concerts where he was so thoroughly disgusted by the Damned Human Race and our institutions that...

America Is Running Out Of Money Because Grandpa Can’t Get It Up

America is broke, people. Flat-busted broke. We're cutting school lunches, because everyone knows kids don't need lunches to grow -- they just photosynthesize or something. We're kicking people off the unemployment rolls because everyone knows that makes you magically...

Weather Channel Founder Says Polar Bears Doing Great Because Eskimos Stopped Being Savages

In a chat with paid climate change deniers on the San Diego TV station where he now works as a weatherman, Weather Channel founder John Coleman insisted that, contrary to mere evidence, polar bear populations are increasing because "the Eskimos...

Check Out These Lovely New Heartland Institute Murder Billboards

Well look what the end product of tens of millions in donations from rich libertarian energy tycoons and their corporations is at the Heartland Institute: A hilarious series of billboards out on the Interstate saying "Derp derp the Unabomber...