• Rev. Wright had blissful, torrid churchsex with some married lady and addressed the scandal by singing plaintive Motown b-sides. [New York Post]
• Palin billed the Kingdom of Alaska in order to cover travel expenses like staying at home. [Daily Kos]
• Ted Stevens wants you to know that his palatial estate only looks that way because of the FBI’s “wide-angle lenses.” [TPMMuckraker]
• McCain tried to schedule a rally at a Virginia high school, probably because Google Image Search mislabeled it as Afghanistan. [DCist]
• Heart wants McCain to stop playing their song “Barracuda” in reference to Sarah of the North. McCain will do no such thing. [CNN Political Ticker]
• Sexist book enthusiast Ed Koch called Palin “scary” just because she wanted to destroy a few Alaskan libraries and anyone who dared to stand in her way. [Ben Smith]

Heart was a late 70s Led Zeppelin cover band, and then one of the band members became a Pacific Northwest Hollywood Liberal Activist. With that sort of a history, it’s no surprise that Nancy Wilson is steamed that the Republicans were playing “Barracuda” all over the place last night to celebrate Sarah Palin, a woman who is only a snaggletoothed fish on the inside. MORE »