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Tag: healthcare

Fox News Outraged Planned Parenthood Witch Hunt Burning Wrong Witches

Sure is tough to be a rightwing "pro-life" full-of-bull propaganda machine these days. On Monday, we learned the sleazy jizz rags behind the "gotcha" videos of Planned Parenthood doing "crimes" to "baby parts" have been indicted in Houston, Texas, for being...

You’ll Never Guess Who Might Be Going To Prison For Those Planned Parenthood Videos

Last year, we heard some devastating whoa if true horror stories about Planned Parenthood. Undercover videos released by a group of "pro-life" terrorist-sympathizer scumbags called the Center for Medical Progress, led by cock rash James O'Keefe wannabe David Daleiden, confirmed the...

Congress Votes To Keep America Running For At Least One More Year, Hooray!

In an exciting plot twist no one could have predicted, Congress decided to do its job -- and just in time for everyone to take the rest of the year off! (Haha, if you are a member of Congress....

Ohio Republicans Suggest Getting Your Lady Parts Checked At Food Banks

Heyyyyyyy, Buckeye ladies. You might have been fretting that you will not be able to get your down-there bidness taken care of proper-like, thanks to CERTAIN PEOPLE in your state trying to shut down your sweet precious love-you-so-much Planned Parenthoods,...
Obama's magazine cover JUST KIDDING LOL

Gay Barack Obama On Gay Magazine Cover Proves He’s A Secret Gay

One of the most hysterical myths about President Obama, perpetuated by men who seem quite out of touch with their own masculinity, is that President Obama, with his swagger and his hot wife, is secretly a gay. So here is the latest...
The Nashville skyline has a building what looks like Batman, what does YOUR dumb city have?

Koch Brothers Protect White Nashville Ladies From Scary Blacks Riding Buses

Nashville is a fast-growing city that looks like it was originally designed by a toddler on meth who just REALLY loves circles. The traffic there? ES BAD! But at least downtown is in the middle. Memphis, on the other...

Hillary Clinton Lady Yells About Planned Parenthood Way Better Than That Liar Carly Fiorina

Hillary Clinton got MAD Tuesday night during the Democratic debate, probably because #lady and #emotions. No, we are just fooling! She got mad because she had a REASON to get mad, namely, the bull-fucking-shit Republicans are pulling over Planned Parenthood. Here...
"Screw you, kid"

Indiana Stealing $3.5 Million From Poors, Giving It To ‘Pro-Life’ Church Ladies

Quick question: Does this sound like healthcare to you? Gov. Mike Pence announced a $3.5 million contract Monday with the anti-abortion organization Real Alternatives. The stated purpose of the Pennsylvania-based Real Alternatives is to "actively promote childbirth instead of abortion."...

Jeb Bush Doesn’t Know Dick About Women’s Healthcare

So this happened: Don't believe it? See for yourselves: Perhaps Jeb Bush, who proudly slashed Florida's funding of women's healthcare when he was the state's governor and redirected it to crisis pregnancy centers, which do not provide healthcare services, would like...

Oh Look Who Is Actually Breaking The Law (Hint: It’s Not Planned Parenthood)

Well, isn't this ironic, don't you think? The Obama administration has notified two states that took steps to halt Medicaid funds to Planned Parenthood Federation of America that they may be in conflict with federal law. The Centers for Medicare and Medicaid...

Mean RNC No Fun Anymore, Won’t Even Put Gay-Bashing In Platform

Being a staunchly conservative wingnut in America sucks these days. First Barack Obama replaced all the Christians in the military with homosexuals, and then he did gay marriage to America, and now suddenly, a good Bible-believing baker can't even...
Why don't you pass the time in the ER with a game of solitaire?

Donald Trump Will Repeal Obamacare, Replace It With Terrific Fence

Donald Trump has the YOOGEST, CLASSIEST plan ever to replace Obamacare, and it's going to be so incredible, it will probably blow his already-perfect plans for defeating ISIS out of the water, that's how good it is. On CNN...
They work!

Pro-Life Colorado Republicans Angry That Teen Abortion Rate Declining

Who would have guessed that the "pro-life" sex education plan, which is essentially "do not have sex ever, you whore," doesn't work? Everyone would have guessed that! But Colorado has a lesson to teach America about what DOES work,...
And that's how America was made!

Majority Of Americans Agree God Loves America Best

Here is some interesting news, as we U.S. Americans begin our annual weekend of getting real drunk and shooting off fireworks, due to something we read in a history book about America but can't quite remember. (Muskets were involved.)...
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GOP Rep. To Supreme Court: If You Like Obamacare So Much, Why Don’t You Gay Marry It?

After the Supreme Court saved Obamacare, AGAIN, most Republicans were more or less content to stomp their feet, shake their tiny fists of fury, repeat their five-year-old warnings that expanded healthcare access will destroy America (any day now, you'll...
Sexy stoic president will give you tender-loving Obamacare.

President Obama: I Will Never Stop Cramming Obamacare Down America’s Throat

Thursday, the Supreme Court ruled, YET AGAIN, that Obamacare is just fine and dandy and great, even if Congress did a really bad job of making all their subjects and verbs agree when they wrote the damn thing. So...