Tag: healthcare

Have You Had A Baby? Been Beaten By Your Spouse? Raped? Enjoy Your New Pre-Existing Conditions!

Have we mentioned the 'Affordable Health Care Act' is none of them?

Paul Ryan Is Donald Trump’s Best Boy Now, Won’t Ever Have To Go Back To The Cornfield

Nobody likes it, so it's absolutely vital they pass it TODAY.

Why Does MSNBC Think We Want To Watch Joe Walsh Being Racist (Again)?

That inner-city youth is at risk! Poor kid might be crushed by a straw man!

House Republicans Dig Up Rotting Corpse Of TrumpCare, Throw It At Your Grandma

Devotion to terrible ideas is a preexisting condition for most House Republicans.

Jimmy Kimmel: Babies Shouldn’t Die. Wingnuts: We Are Fucking Monsters, So They Should

Jimmy Kimmel's baby is lucky. His heart defect is only physical.

Alabama Rep. Mo Brooks Would Rather Not Pay For Your Slut Cancer!

If we can't use health insurance to punish people, what's the point of having insurance at all?

House Electrocutes TrumpCare The 13th, Stabs It In Face, Drowns It. FOR NOW.

Rs will keep at this as long as they hold the House, even if it looks like The Final Chapter.

Trump, GOP Still Getting Beat By Big Bad Dems! Your Wonkagenda For Fri., April 28, 2017

Trump so tired of the Washington rat race, Facebook tries to clean up its mess, and Hannity is screaming about the end of times. Your morning news brief!

Son Of The Obamacare Repeal That Would Not Die Part 3: The Stupiding

You know what really Conquered The World? SINGLE PAYER.

Genius Republican Thinks Waiters Aren’t Worth Wasting Medicine On

If they would rather die, they had better do it, and decrease the surplus population.

What Taxes? Trump Has No Taxes! Wonkagenda For Tues., April 18, 2017

In 24 hours Trump thanked a dictator, dodged his taxes, and blamed Obama for gang violence. Your morning news brief!

President Bannon Sleeps With The Fishes. Wonkagenda For Fri., April 14, 2017

The Wingnut-o-sphere is spinning in circles, Jared is moving in, and town halls get testy! Your morning news brief!

Nice Obamacare Subsidies You Got Here, Shame If Trump Were To Drown, Arson, And Decapitate Them

Free at last! Free at last! Thank God Almighty we are free at last! From having healthcare and being able to go see a doctor when we need to!

Revenge Of The Night Of The Living Return Of The Obamacare-Killing Chainsaw Maniacs From Hell

And if you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor. You just can't *afford* your doctor anymore.

LOOK! A Clever Ruse! Wonkagenda for Tuesday, April 4, 2017

Conservatives try to create a clever rouse, Carter Page admits he worked with Russian spies, Mike Pence plays the House Freedom crazies. Your morning news brief!