Tag Archives: healthcare

John Oliver’s New HBO Show Punches Hippies, Hipsters, Obamacare (Video)

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John Oliver’s new HBO show, Last Week Tonight With John Oliver, premiered Sunday on that ...

The Daily Show Looks At The Greatest American Healthcare In The Greatest America Ever

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The Daily Show squeezes amazing comedy mileage from this ridiculously simple premise: Take a ...

Pardon Us If We Are Mistaken, But Might Darrell Issa Possibly Be Trying To Sabotage Efforts To Fix Obamacare Website?

this guy sucks harder than a drunk rick santorum

So last week we told you how Darrell Issa was being a total dickhole, which is only natural for one ...

Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Special We Are Terrible At Healthcare And Public Art Edition

apocalypse soon

Have you been reading a lot of smart takes, a lot of thinkpieces, about how much the computer-y part ...

Peggy Noonan Not Impressed With This Obamacare And Its Fancy Computer Machines

concern troll is concerned

Peggy Noonan lounged in her sitting-room high above the island of Manhattan, morning highball glass ...

Fox: Why Are Women So Greedy, With Their Breast And Ovarian Cancer Costing Men All This Money?

male-pattern dumbness

Hey ladies! Have you met Fox medical expert Dr. David Samadi? He is here to sexplain to us all that ...

Dumb Texas Governor Rick Perry Hates Obamacare, Would Like Some Obamacare Please

that's some brass

Oh hell yes. Coyote-shootin’, painkiller-gobblin’, can’t remember three things in a ...

Ted Cruz’s Dad Seems Nice

slavery is freedom

Hey, remember Ted Cruz’s Jerk Baby? She was fun! We dug her! Well, move over, Jerk Baby, you ...

Cato Institute ‘Thinker’ Would Like To Remind You That Royal Baby Was Born In Nightmarish Socialized Dystopic Hellscape

Curry-eating soccer-rioting nancies need health care too

Oh what joy spread across the desiccated carcass of the once-great British Empire and her former ...

Ben Shapiro Hates Our British Allies, Thinks We Declared Independence From Cuba

the snot heard 'round the world

Oh golly guys, Bette Midler tweeted this thing on the Fourth of July, she must Hate America almost as ...

Hero Senator Ted Cruz Will Death Panel Everyone With M.S.

michael j. fox will be first against the wall

Do you or a loved one suffer from Multiple Sclerosis? Well, please don’t tell US Senator from ...

We Are Sure Those Sick Children Did Not Need The Millions Of Dollars Governor Mitt Romney Stole From Their Budget

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Here is what you have been missing if you haven’t been paying attention to the Romney/Ryan campaign ...

Mitt Romney: None Of You Poors Die, I Think?

you have nothing to fear but dying in a hospital alone

Mitt Romney, in his relentless effort to win over the liberal media by telling them strings of words ...

Socialized ER Care Is Such A Sweet Deal, Unless You Have Ball Cancer

lucky duckies

Isn’t it wonderful to live in the land of socialized health care, where You People can all go to the ...

Mitt Romney Takes Four Different Positions On Pre-Existing Conditions In Twelve Hours

like a policy porn star

Yesterday, David Gregory had an exclusive breaking up to the minute two-part interview with the ...

Miss South Carolina Teen USA Now Running For Gabby Giffords’ Seat, Like Such As

some us americans don't have maps

Hey Jesse Kelly, Republican dude running for Gabby Giffords’ Arizon seat! What do you think ...

Mitt Romney: Legislation Is For Letting Me Hide My Tax Returns, Not For Giving You Health Care

how to talk dirty and influence people

Casually loathed industrialist Mitt Romney and his wife Ann, a stay-at-home mother of five ...

Breitbart’s Ghost: Obama Exploited Catholics By Being Endorsed By Them

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It is War on Catholics Day here at your Wonkette HQ, because there is nothing Barack Obama ...

Bachmann: People Without Health Insurance Should Be Free To ‘Roll The Dice’ Of Life

live free and soon thereafter die

Hi, here is one of the most relaxing days you’ve had in at least five days, and now Michele ...

Human Monopoly Logo Mitt Romney Explainers Jay Leno: Uninsured Poors Should Die Already (VIDEO!)

government out of our medicare also too

Monocled toff Mitt Romney went on the Jay Leno Ha-Ha and Teevee Newz Hour to explain some cold hard ...

Patient Lady Calmly Explains Constitution While Bill O’Reilly Yells (VIDEO)

fuck it we'll do it live!

Admit it, sometimes you have fantasies about going on The O’Reilly Factor and schooling ...

Lead Plaintiff In Suit To Overturn American Care Act Simply Does Not Care To Pay Her Medical Bills

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Meet Mary Brown, 56, of (where else?) Florida. She is the lead plaintiff in the National Federation ...

Rick Santorum Has Ideas About Making Healthcare Affordable

nation of whiners

Hey all you whiny freeloading libruls, did you know that your health care costs are actually probably ...

Tim Pawlenty Screws His State For Sake of His 2012 Campaign

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Tim Pawlenty is in his dying days as governor of Minnesota, so soon he will FINALLY join his fellow ...

Barry Obama Wants To Show You This Cool Website He Made

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Oh hai, it’s your friendly neighbor the president, just sittin’ there at the ol’ ...