Tag: healthcare

What Taxes? Trump Has No Taxes! Wonkagenda For Tues., April 18, 2017

In 24 hours Trump thanked a dictator, dodged his taxes, and blamed Obama for gang violence. Your morning news brief!

President Bannon Sleeps With The Fishes. Wonkagenda For Fri., April 14, 2017

The Wingnut-o-sphere is spinning in circles, Jared is moving in, and town halls get testy! Your morning news brief!

Nice Obamacare Subsidies You Got Here, Shame If Trump Were To Drown, Arson, And Decapitate Them

Free at last! Free at last! Thank God Almighty we are free at last! From having healthcare and being able to go see a doctor when we need to!

Revenge Of The Night Of The Living Return Of The Obamacare-Killing Chainsaw Maniacs From Hell

And if you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor. You just can't *afford* your doctor anymore.

LOOK! A Clever Ruse! Wonkagenda for Tuesday, April 4, 2017

Conservatives try to create a clever rouse, Carter Page admits he worked with Russian spies, Mike Pence plays the House Freedom crazies. Your morning news brief!

James O’Keefe Wannabes Get So Many Felonies! Just Like James O’Keefe! Wonkagenda For Wed., March 29, 2017

Hillary went out last night to kick ass and wear leather; red states are beefing up Medicaid expansion now the black guy's gone; and Trump's hands too tiny and weak to throw out a sportsball 'first pitch,' whatever that might be. Your morning news!
He gets cranky when he has the sniffles

Did Somebody Spike Trump’s Baby Formula With Trucker Speed Last Night?

Donald Trump freaked out on Twitter last night. No, it's true!
Welcome to the dark side, Mr. Bannon. Enjoy your cookies.

Steve Bannon Tells Trump To Keep ‘Shit List’ Of GOP Enemies. Worked Awesome For Nixon!

Of course, *Nixon* released his tax returns...

Rep. Explains We Have To Pass Obamacare Repeal To See What’s In It. Deja Vu All Over Again!

It's just like 2009 all over again, except in Bizarro-World. Goodbye!

GOP Senator Really Sorry He Made Fun Of Your Boob Cancer

We haven't heard any women clamoring to be spared the expense of covering prostate cancer. Wonder why that is?

Paul Ryan, Donald Trump Promise If You Like Your Cancer, You Can Keep It

Letting insurance companies *not cover* your cancer isn't 'fun' for you? Well boo hoo.

Trump’s Budget Guy Knows Only Way To Get Universal Health Care Is To Jail Everyone

Out of the mouths of evil shitweasels...

Your Weekly Top Ten Wishes Angela Merkel Was Our REAL President

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