Tag: healthcare

Rep. Explains We Have To Pass Obamacare Repeal To See What’s In It. Deja Vu All Over Again!

It's just like 2009 all over again, except in Bizarro-World. Goodbye!

GOP Senator Really Sorry He Made Fun Of Your Boob Cancer

We haven't heard any women clamoring to be spared the expense of covering prostate cancer. Wonder why that is?

Paul Ryan, Donald Trump Promise If You Like Your Cancer, You Can Keep It

Letting insurance companies *not cover* your cancer isn't 'fun' for you? Well boo hoo.

Trump’s Budget Guy Knows Only Way To Get Universal Health Care Is To Jail Everyone

Out of the mouths of evil shitweasels...

Your Weekly Top Ten Wishes Angela Merkel Was Our REAL President

YOU COME READ YOUR WEEKLY TOP STORIES RIGHT NOW!

President Hillary Clinton Releases Marvelous Plan To Improve Obamacare, Aren’t You Glad She Won?

Let's go to imagination land, where the person who got the most votes is actually the president RIGHT NOW!

Wonkette Official Medical Opinion: We Are So Fucked

Thanks, Paul Ryan! No really, fuck you.

Jason Chaffetz: GOP Healthcare Totally Affordable So Long As You Stop Owning Things

Jason Chaffetz is being offensive again, and we aren't even talking about his face!
But they won't.

Idiot Trump Lady Begs Trump To Protect Planned Parenthood. LOL STOP LAUGHING!

Oh boy, we found us a real live moron!

Trump Will Make America Healthy Again! (LOL) Wonkagenda For Mon., Jan. 16, 2017

Trumpcare makes useless healthcare statement and scares all of Europe, and the Koch Brothers are Back! Your morning news brief!

Bernie Sanders To Donald Trump: *Somebody’s* Doing The Lying!

Bernie Sanders is back in the Senate, and HE'S GOT VISUAL AIDS.

Exxon, You Dirty, Dirty Whore. Wonkagenda For Thursday, December 29, 2016

Exxon's got an image problem, John Kerry triggers Israel, and James O'Keefe wants a big boy news job! Your daily news brief!

Obama Saves Alaska! Wonkagenda For Wednesday, December 21, 2016

Obama saves Alaska, Trump's spawn tried steal some cash, and Chris Christie just got screwed! Your Daily News Brief

GOP Congressdick Will Fix Healthcare, By Letting Your Kid Sleep On His Broken Bones (No, Really)

Silly kids, crying about how their bones are broken. MAN UP AND WALK IT OFF!