Huge news! / Huge News! / Yawn....
It's just like 2009 all over again, except in Bizarro-World. Goodbye!
Presidenting: It's Haaaaaard.
We haven't heard any women clamoring to be spared the expense of covering prostate cancer. Wonder why that is?
Letting insurance companies *not cover* your cancer isn't 'fun' for you? Well boo hoo.
Out of the mouths of evil shitweasels...
YOU COME READ YOUR WEEKLY TOP STORIES RIGHT NOW!
Let's go to imagination land, where the person who got the most votes is actually the president RIGHT NOW!
Thanks, Paul Ryan! No really, fuck you.
Jason Chaffetz is being offensive again, and we aren't even talking about his face!
Oh boy, we found us a real live moron!
Trumpcare makes useless healthcare statement and scares all of Europe, and the Koch Brothers are Back! Your morning news brief!
Bernie Sanders is back in the Senate, and HE'S GOT VISUAL AIDS.
Exxon's got an image problem, John Kerry triggers Israel, and James O'Keefe wants a big boy news job! Your daily news brief!
Obama saves Alaska, Trump's spawn tried steal some cash, and Chris Christie just got screwed! Your Daily News Brief
Silly kids, crying about how their bones are broken. MAN UP AND WALK IT OFF!