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Posts Tagged ‘health reports’

JOHN MCCAIN

Doctor’s Report: Obama ‘Lean And Muscular’ With ‘Minor Skin Rashes’

Friday, May 30th, 2008

SmokerLast week, John McCain released a medical dossier longer than Moby Dick that lingered in gruesome detail over his many benign polyps and lesions. This week, Barack Obama’s doctor revealed that in spite of a youth spent snorting powdery mounds of blow, the candidate is hale, hearty, and possessed of an enviably low triglyceride count. Find out more about Your Barry’s hot bod after the jump. MORE »