Tag: health insurance

Welcome to the dark side, Mr. Bannon. Enjoy your cookies.

Steve Bannon Tells Trump To Keep ‘Shit List’ Of GOP Enemies. Worked Awesome For Nixon!

Of course, *Nixon* released his tax returns...

Rep. Explains We Have To Pass Obamacare Repeal To See What’s In It. Deja Vu All Over Again!

It's just like 2009 all over again, except in Bizarro-World. Goodbye!

GOP Senator Really Sorry He Made Fun Of Your Boob Cancer

We haven't heard any women clamoring to be spared the expense of covering prostate cancer. Wonder why that is?

Paul Ryan, Donald Trump Promise If You Like Your Cancer, You Can Keep It

Letting insurance companies *not cover* your cancer isn't 'fun' for you? Well boo hoo.

Trump’s Budget Guy Knows Only Way To Get Universal Health Care Is To Jail Everyone

Out of the mouths of evil shitweasels...
He is so S-M-R-T and dreamy

Paul Ryan Pledged ‘Kappa Delta Let Poor People Die’ In College

It's good to have a dream. Unless it's an evil dream. Then that's just evil.

Dumb Idiot Paul Ryan Can’t Even Pass His Own Stupid Obamacare Repeal

It's easy: Just repeal the ACA while keeping the ACA in place.
Same clusterfuck time, same clusterfuck channel

Conservatives React To TrumpCare, Call For … Wait, Single Payer?

Just a small sample of the great minds weighing in on the issue of the day.

Obamacare Repeal Tastes Awful And SUCH SMALL PORTIONS!

We already knew ACA repeal would suck. Now we know how much it would suck WITH NUMBERS. It sucks a LOT.
Mother should I run for president? Good god, no.

Trump Recession Will Be Excellent News For Donald Trump!

Just think of all the Freedom!

Paul Ryan Won’t Compete In Your Shallow Health Care Coverage Beauty Contest!

What is next, Honey Boo Boos, do you want tiaras for everyone too? SUBSIDIZED SPANX AND BODY GLITTER? Do you want the government to buy Vaseline for your teeth?

House TrumpCare Committees Stayed Up SO LATE To Do People’s Work, Of Murder.

Let's all visit the sausage factory!

Mental Health Care For Pathological Lying Not Covered Under TrumpCare, Tom Cotton :(

What Tom Cotton really meant was that Republicans should be more like Democrats. Maybe he could get behind single-payer next.