Tag: health care

Trumpcare Not Dead Yet, Says It’s Feeling Better

Best to take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Health Sec Tom Price Already Lobotomizing Obamacare, Don’t Worry You Won’t Feel A Thing

The anti-Obamacare propaganda is coming from INSIDE THE HHS!

Donald Trump Makes Healthcare Words, But All The Words Are ‘Garp?’

Somebody really needs to break it to Donald Trump: repealing Obamacare is mostly dead, and he's no Miracle Max.

Trump Begs GOP Senators At Obamacare Repeal Lunch To Please Eat Their Shit Sandwiches

Donald Trump's giving Senate Republicans a pep talk on healthcare. Sad. Low energy.

Trump Declares FLAWLESS VICTORY Over Obamacare, Which Very Rudely Refuses To Die

Boy, this ACA repeal, I don't know.

Master-Dealmaker Trump Loses Healthcare Negotiations To REPUBLICANS. Let’s Watch! :D

Donald Trump was completely surprised the Senate's ACA repeal collapsed. Then again, he's surprised when he gets an extra scoop of ice cream.

Now That Trumpcare Is Dead, Let’s Rest In This Spooky Old Abandoned House

Maybe that guy with the hockey mask will give us a ride.

John McCain’s Brain Is Hurt, But Like For Real, Obamacare Repeal Delayed Again Sadface!

John McCain needed some surgery, but he should be up and scowling again real soon.

Senate Healthcare Bill Protects Senate’s Healthcare From Senate Healthcare Bill

The Senate Obamacare repeal isn't only cruel -- it's also a mess of Voodoo Economics! Gotta love the Balanced Budget party.
Gahhh! But not forgotten.

Ted Cruz Presents: Bride Of The Son Of The Obamacare Repeal From Hell

One more revision and Medicaid patients will be converted to Soylent Green.

Mitch McConnell: No Recess Until You Finish Taking Away Americans’ Healthcare

And no, they can't hold their session outside, even if it's a nice day.

Republicans Bravely Run Away From Fourth Of July Town Halls

Republicans would rather go to Afghanistan than a town hall. Makes sense to us!

In Which Dear Leader Trump Celebrates Veterans With Hymns To Himself

So this is what it's like to live in North Korea!
We won't have Ted Cruz's lip booger to kick around anymore

Ted Cruz Has Healthcare Ideas. That Can’t Be Good!

Are there any issues Ted Cruz can't make worse? Probably not!

Donald Trump Finally Endorses GOP Plan: ‘Repeal And Sit With Thumb Up Your Ass’

Quitting is a kind of winning, if you think about it... like a complete idiot.

How Can Liberals Defend Obamacare When There Are Starving Children In India, Huh?

In which we wade into a Twitter fight between two journalists. Why would we even DO that?