Tag: health care reform

Republican Hearings Just Asking Questions, Definitely Not Trying To Sabotage Obamacare, No, Never

The New Republic has discovered what looks like a pretty neat bit of obstructionism aimed at slowing down and otherwise gum-uppening implementation of the Affordable Care Act. Now, this story is completely unrelated to the House's constant efforts...

Crybaby Businesses Throw Tantrum And Turn Blue Until Obama Caves On Health Insurance

Are you guys all sad that Obamacare is dead dead dead? Your precious Kenyan Muslin Messiah has failed you like imaginary President4Life Palin told you he would! How is Bamz fucking up today? By bowing to the pressure of...

Kidney-Failure Lady Humiliated For Being On Food Stamps Probably Won’t Vote Because Obamacare Kills

So there is a lady who can't work because she has kidney failure and is on dialysis 12 hours a day, and also she takes care of her aged mom, and her husband works only part time so he...

Rick Perry Saves Poor Texans from Scourge of Medical Care

Opiate-devouring Texas Gov. Rick Perry is joining his friends Bobby, Scott, Nikki, and Bat Boy in choosing to reject the federal government's Medicaid expansion. He can do this thanks to the Supreme Court handiwork of Burkean minimalist St. John...

Stuff People Don’t Know About ObamaCare, Harumph!

Your Wonkette took this Kaiser Family Foundation online quiz about the Affordable Care Act, a.k.a. AbortionCare, and hot dog, we scored a 10 out of 10. The money's sure to trickle in now. And yet the overall results seem...

Watch Florida’s AG Also Learn of the Wrong Health Care Ruling

This is not quite a Schimdtgasm... but then again, what is comparable to the funniest video of the year? Here's Florida AG Pam Bondi, a lead plaintiff behind the health care reform case and, in general, one of America's...

A Brief Interlude From Rand Paul

"Just because a couple people on the Supreme Court declare something to be ‘constitutional’ does not make it so. The whole thing remains unconstitutional." Have a good weekend, Rand Paul!

Your Supreme Court Health Care Liveblog of the Century

The Supreme Court will announce at 10 a.m. whether America is allowed to have health care ever again. Haven't we gotten spoiled, America? We don't need health care. What we need is more personal liberty to destroy ourselves and...

Richard Mourdock Thanks Court For Striking Down Obamacare, Slams Court For Upholding It, Etc.

Indiana Senate candidate Richard Mourdock, that guy who ended Dick Lugar's liberal nuke-hating, being-polite-to-Obama political career, is now also "that guy" whose staff accidentally posted all of his response YouTubes to an important event from the future. In this...

Antonin Scalia Was Wrong To Uphold Everything, Will Now Destroy Everything

Only a day or several days or a week until the Supreme Court saves America from the scourge of universal health care... or doesn't? What's for sure is that Justice Antonin Scalia is going to vote against it like...

GOP In Disarray Over Just How Much Of American Health Care System To Destroy

Only another month or so until the great Supreme Court case of our time, Wingnuts vs. Concept of Health Care, comes to its anticlimactic or completely terrifying conclusion! Now, since there is a not-insignificant possibility that Justices Scalia et...

Vote Now! What Will Be In The GOP’s Replacement For Obamacare?

Exciting news for any of you who hate medical care and socialism! The Republicans in Congress are working with America's Next Top President Mitt Romney to coordinate a plan for what will be in their bills replacing Obamakkkare! The GOP...

Mitt Romney Edges Out Afghanistan War in Voter Popularity Contest

Today is a very special day: It is Everyone Hates Mitt Romney Day! Only 34 percent of respondents were able to find enough pity in their hearts to muster a weary "sure" (he does try so hard) when asked...

‘Go To Hell Barack’ Metro Ad Will Stay Despite Congressman’s Mean Letter

Virginia Congressman Jim Moran was none too pleased when he heard about the ad shown above, which says "Barack Obama wants politicians and bureaucrats to control America’s entire medical system. Go to hell Barack" and can be found in...

Working Class Now Forced To Hold Up Banks To Gain Health Care

Here is the new ultimatum people are putting to themselves: is it better to be in prison on a felony charge with some health care, or dead? Or put another way, "America 2011: crime or death." 59-year-old delivery driver...

Socialist Supreme Court Refuses To Hear Health Care Case

That commie dirtbag Franklin Delano Roosevelt, who was often photographed with the likes of Joseph Stalin, packed the Supreme Court with socialists, and it has never been the same. Today, the Supreme Court refused an appeal from Virginia Attorney...