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Posts Tagged ‘health care debate’

THE GREAT BONERCARE DEBATE

Hopeful GOP Health Care Lobbyists Already Setting Up Shop In Northern Marianas

Saturday, November 7th, 2009

Now that the House is debating the Republican health care alternative, the sweeping “BonerCare” of ancient lore, it’s a good opportunity to share this amazing (and ominous — mostly ominous!) photograph from commenter “mollymcguire,” who actually lives in the Northern Marianas, as a sex slave who is currently getting railed by Tom DeLay or whatever in the back of this Jeep with the Truck Nutz. After BonerCare passes both the House and Senate 535-0 — as expected within the next few minutes — the streets of Saipan shall be rife with Truck Nutz.


AMERICA'S HEALTH CARE DEBATE

If Only There Were A Public Option… For Killer Stand-Up!

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009

Hello, Democratic Congressman from Florida Alan Grayson! We hear you have a few rather saucy remarks about the Republicans’ health care plan…… or lack thereof! Ha! Right though? Okay hit it, Mr. Man: “That’s right! The Republicans want you to die quickly if you get sick!”

Caustic, that trademark Ocala, FL wit.
[via Daily Intel]