Tag: health care

Team Of Evils: Trump’s Pick For HHS Can’t Wait To Repeal Obamacare, Privatize Medicare, Certify Orphans As ‘Food’

You could find worse people to head HHS. They're undoubtedly going to other cabinet positions.
Might even get Dr. Spaceman as your primary care physician...

Let’s All Sign Up For Obamacare And Go Naked!

Want to get their attention? Let's set ACA enrollment records.
Nice while it lasted

Bye, Obamacare, You Sure Were Nice!

We're going to miss health insurance.

Judge Rules Planned Parenthood May Now Tap Dance On Mississippi’s Face

Mississippi tried to prevent Medicaid funds from going to Planned Parenthood, failed.

Hillary Clinton Returns To Campaigning, Somehow Doesn’t Topple Over Dead

Hillary Clinton is all better and back to campaigning. Cue the 'lingering doubts' narrative!

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Rick Perry To Join Vanilla Ice And Ryan Lochte On Reality Dancing Show Because America

He's no Bristol Palin. Or even Tom DeLay.
this is just a secret code, everyone

Barack Obama Founded ISIS With His Number Two ISIS Guy, ‘Twitter’

Britain, our little big brother, continues to partner with the rest of us in the War On Terror. But it's frustrated with the continued existence of ISIS and its effect on their country. Even after generations of meddling in...

Nice Orlando Hospitals Won’t Charge Pulse Victims Any Money For Getting Shot

Because HI, we live in a system in which people have to pay money when they get shot!
They like representation! They really like representation!

Congratulations, Grad Students! NLRB Says You’re Employees, Now Raise Hell!

The NLRB says grad students are workers with rights and stuff. This could set back plans for a new rock-climbing wall in the student rec center.
There's no war on women. Maybe some casualties, but no war.

Texas Defunding Of Planned Parenthood Improving Women’s Health By Killing Them

After massive cuts to women's clinics aimed at putting Planned Parenthood out of business, Texas now has the highest maternal death rate in the developed world. Yay! Still better than Sudan!
No, Bill, we haven't forgotten.

DNC Night Two: How Many Hours Will Bill Clinton Talk Tonight? Here Is Your Livebloog!

Night Two of the DNC started with the formal nomination of Hillary Clinton as U.S. America's first female major party nominee
HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAY! SORT OF!

Let’s Delve Into Paul Ryan’s Fabulously Detailed Plan For A Better America!

Paul Ryan releases his plan for 'A Better Way' for America. Sort of!
Make Bat Boy Great Again!

Gov. Rick Scott Offers California Businesses Cheap-Ass Florida Workers At Bargain Basement Prices

Rick Scott hopes a recent minimum wage hike in California will cause businesses to move to Florida, where they can pay workers less.

Ted Cruz Fails To Convince Disabled Man’s Family That Obamacare Is Terrible

At a campaign stop in Evansville, Indiana, Ted Cruz happened upon a Scott, a disabled man, and his family. It did not go well.
Our over-reliance on memes is bad, and we should feel bad

Forbes Writer Needs Obamacare For How He Hurt Himself Doing Logic

For today's Annals of Bad Thinking, we present to you this wretched wreck of a column by Forbes contributor Chris Conover, titled "Because Of Obamacare, Illegal Immigrants Get Taxpayer-Financed Care." It's a pretty impressive bit of sputtering about a...