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Posts Tagged ‘health and human services’

WHY WE MUST ABOLISH THE FEDERAL INCOME TAX

Newest Cabinet Nominee Also Has Tax Problems, Of Course

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

But she fixed 'er right upKansas Governor Kathleen Sebelius made Barack Obama’s short list for vice presidential candidates when it was thought he needed some ladies up in there, ladies besides the future Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. And boom just like that, “Kathleen Sebelius” was a household name! And then she spoke at the Democratic National Convention and everyone said, What a pleasant person, thank goodness she is not running for Veep as she is rather a dull public speaker. Then Obama nominated her to be the new Tom Daschle after the old Tom Daschle was revealed to be a tax cheat, and guess what? MORE »


FURTHER EMBARRASSMENTS

Tom Daschle Is Completely Doomed

Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009

Good luck broYikes! Barack Obama might still like this guy for Health and Human Services, but somebody is out to get poor Tom Daschle, an innocent and honorable man who accidentally underpaid his taxes by a hundred thousand dollars and change. Two Democratic turncoats have been whispering in the ears of Politico reporters, to whom we link because one of the reporters is our beloved Ben Smith, who is “friendly.” The point is, these Democratic sources totally ratted out Daschle, which means they are being disloyal to the president, which means they will be executed. MORE »


TAX CHEATS

Tom Daschle Throws Accountant Under The Bus

Monday, February 2nd, 2009

Dumb old twat.Anybody who saw the Senate Minority Leader lose his seat in 2004 and then magically reappear in 2008 with a pair of snappy red glasses knows that Tom Daschle is a bit of a jackass. But little did we know he was a tax cheat who would blame his current woes on his accountant. MORE »


MURDER

Hotel Duck Murderer Is Federal Government Employee!

Wednesday, September 26th, 2007