health and human services

HISTORY'S GREATEST MONSTER  3:18 pm October 30, 2012

Wingnut Matt Barber Calmly Explains Why ‘Obama’s HHS’ Is Pretty Much A Pedophile

by Doktor Zoom

Oh my gosh, you guys, did you know that Barack Obama is “grooming” your innocent children to turn them into sex fiends? We’d have been unaware of this science fact were it not for totally credible (or is it “credulous”? We mix those up sometimes) wingnut freakout artist Matt Barber, the guy who angrily denounced [...]

GOOD CHRISTIAN DOCTORS  11:20 am June 22, 2012

American Birth Control Mandate To Lead To Communist Chinese One-Child Policy! Everybody Panic!

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Hey ladies! How’s your womb? Is it fruitful? No? What about now? Is it fruitful yet? Well are you even TRYING? It is your job to fill your stomach with tiny babies, a Quiver full of babies even, and if you do not want, say, 19 babies, then you are a heathen Communist Chinee. That [...]

GIFZETTE DAILY BRIEFING  9:35 am December 8, 2011

Plan-B Access Denied by Incorrigible Twits, GOP Very Upset Obama Trying to Appoint Cabinet Secretary

by Matt Langer

For the first time in the 105-year history of the Food and Drug Administration an FDA directive has been publicly overruled by the department of Health and Human Services. About what? About teenagers doing it! That’s right, FDA commissioner Margaret Hamburg released a statement yesterday declaring that Plan-B, an emergency contraceptive long known to anyone [...]

WHY WE MUST ABOLISH THE FEDERAL INCOME TAX  9:40 am April 1, 2009

Newest Cabinet Nominee Also Has Tax Problems, Of Course

by Sara K. Smith

Kansas Governor Kathleen Sebelius made Barack Obama’s short list for vice presidential candidates when it was thought he needed some ladies up in there, ladies besides the future Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. And boom just like that, “Kathleen Sebelius” was a household name! And then she spoke at the Democratic National Convention and everyone [...]

FURTHER EMBARRASSMENTS  11:00 am February 3, 2009

Tom Daschle Is Completely Doomed

by Sara K. Smith

Yikes! Barack Obama might still like this guy for Health and Human Services, but somebody is out to get poor Tom Daschle, an innocent and honorable man who accidentally underpaid his taxes by a hundred thousand dollars and change. Two Democratic turncoats have been whispering in the ears of Politico reporters, to whom we link [...]

TAX CHEATS  11:57 am February 2, 2009

Tom Daschle Throws Accountant Under The Bus

by Sara K. Smith

Anybody who saw the Senate Minority Leader lose his seat in 2004 and then magically reappear in 2008 with a pair of snappy red glasses knows that Tom Daschle is a bit of a jackass. But little did we know he was a tax cheat who would blame his current woes on his accountant.

MURDER  4:22 pm September 26, 2007

Hotel Duck Murderer Is Federal Government Employee!

by Ken Layne


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