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Posts Tagged ‘headlines’

Bipartisan Study Group to Be Taken Out Back, Shot

Thursday, December 28th, 2006

isgwaits.jpgThis does mean they’re going to shoot them, right? It sure looks like last rites. MORE »


The Things They Carried

Friday, October 20th, 2006

Foley to Accept Only if Offered Dinner, Movie

Wednesday, October 4th, 2006

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The LA Daily News, saying what we’re all thinking. Headline of the year? MORE »


Certain Someone at ‘Time’ Likes the Double Entendres

Monday, October 2nd, 2006

foleyblowtime.jpgFuture Foley news analysis headlines: MORE »


‘Post’ In No Danger Of Running Out of Moms

Tuesday, September 5th, 2006

BREAKING: WE CAN’T STOP GIGGLING

Tuesday, August 29th, 2006

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Of surging, explosive power. Look out, Florida, Ernesto’s coming! MORE »


Past Performance Is No Guarantee of Future Results

Thursday, August 24th, 2006

Now that this one’s over, let’s turn to some other questions raised by ABC’s Investigative Team. MORE »


‘Post’ Politics Headlines, Translated

Friday, August 18th, 2006

Army Amusement Park: Like Six Flags, but With Grenada-Themed Log Flume

Tuesday, August 8th, 2006

Army officials rejected this plan for the site as “too spooky.” MORE »


Cheap Gag, Impossible to Resist

Thursday, July 6th, 2006

We’re Seeing a Brilliant Plot Twist for the Next Rambo Sequel

Monday, June 26th, 2006

huntervets.jpgWe know Congressional Republicans have something of a questionable relationship with wounded veterans, but really, they want to hunt them now? If they’re so big on dangerous game, can’t they go after the unwounded ones? MORE »