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Posts Tagged ‘headlines’

NEW YORK TIMES

Further Proof That Your Job Sucks

Wednesday, February 21st, 2007

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So it’s not just the senate? MORE »


HILLARY CLINTON

Hotline Headline of the Month

Thursday, February 15th, 2007

Couldn't have said it better ourselves - WonketteHotline’s apparently trying to muscle in on our dick joke territory. MORE »


FUNNY PICTURES

All Is Forgiven, CNN.com Editors

Wednesday, January 3rd, 2007

cnnplan.jpgIf this is also the work of the six-year-olds you have writing the Panda headlines, tell ‘em their next drink’s on us. MORE »


CNN

His Final, Heroic Act

Tuesday, January 2nd, 2007

fordcar.jpgA Michigander to the bone and a class act to the end, Gerald Ford’s moving deathbed tribute to the state he represented so well was apparently a bitchin’ update to the classic muscle car. MORE »


NEW YORK TIMES

Bipartisan Study Group to Be Taken Out Back, Shot

Thursday, December 28th, 2006

isgwaits.jpgThis does mean they’re going to shoot them, right? It sure looks like last rites. MORE »


WASHINGTON POST

The Things They Carried

Friday, October 20th, 2006

SUPPOSEDLY GAY REPUBLICANS

Foley to Accept Only if Offered Dinner, Movie

Wednesday, October 4th, 2006

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The LA Daily News, saying what we’re all thinking. Headline of the year? MORE »


MEDIA

Certain Someone at ‘Time’ Likes the Double Entendres

Monday, October 2nd, 2006

foleyblowtime.jpgFuture Foley news analysis headlines: MORE »


WASHINGTON POST

‘Post’ In No Danger Of Running Out of Moms

Tuesday, September 5th, 2006

DRUDGE REPORT

BREAKING: WE CAN’T STOP GIGGLING

Tuesday, August 29th, 2006

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Of surging, explosive power. Look out, Florida, Ernesto’s coming! MORE »


WAR

Past Performance Is No Guarantee of Future Results

Thursday, August 24th, 2006

Now that this one’s over, let’s turn to some other questions raised by ABC’s Investigative Team. MORE »