Talking With The Enemy Will Only Increase Violence!
Tuesday, June 17th, 2008
Here’s a curious pairing of headlines from the Washington Post website. John McCain, as he has been and will continue doing for the next eight years, called Obama a softie who ignorantly treats our enemies like actual human beings. Obama thinks *talking* to dangerous regimes, in some form, will achieve anything? Like a truce or something? Go back to Harvard, Columbia elitist! Talking with the enemy will only result in twenty more 9/11s and universal cancer. [Washington Post]
Here’s a curious pairing of headlines from the Washington Post website. John McCain, as he has been and will continue doing for the next eight years, called Obama a softie who ignorantly treats our enemies like actual human beings. Obama thinks *talking* to dangerous regimes, in some form, will achieve anything? Like a truce or something? Go back to Harvard, Columbia elitist! Talking with the enemy will only result in twenty more 9/11s and universal cancer. [Washington Post]
Huzzah! Thank you A1 of this morning’s Washington Post; we had no idea that there was a lesbian hunchback detective raping suspects.
This just about sums it all up.
Yes, yes, pilots still insist on taking the sky, and submarine captains continue to opt for traveling underwater. 
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As multiple-Bloggie award-winners, we congratulate our print media brothers and sisters who won these quaint and antiquated 
Hotline’s apparently trying to muscle in on our dick joke territory. 
If this is also the work of the