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HE PAYS BROWN PEOPLE TO CLEAN HIS TOILETS

Michael Chertoff Latest Innocent Victim Of Nation’s Unfair Immigration Enforcement Laws

Thursday, December 11th, 2008

MUST DINE ON MORE CORPSES OF ILLEGALSHa ha, it’s funny because the mutant overlord Michael Chertoff is the Secretary of Homeland Security, which includes Immigration and Customs Enforcement, and unbeknownst to him some ILLEGAL ALIENS snuck in and cleaned his house! Have you ever heard of such an outrageous thing in your life, that illegal immigrants might work for large housecleaning services? MORE »