Hello and Happy Christmas of probably 1988, [December 1989, try reading the caption -- Ed.] Barry and Michelle! You both look great! Well, not really, but you look better than so many other 1980s disasters such as albino hair-metal twins Nelson, mullet-lunk Billy Ray Cyrus or whatever was going on with Tracy Chapman.

BARACK OBAMA: HE’S JUST LIKE US [US Weekly]