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Barack Obama Has Smoked Some More Cigarettes!

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008

Last cigarettes are all you can get, Turning your orbit around.Tonight we’ve got BREAKING news that St. Barack of Obama “fell off the wagon a few times” since he quit the cigarettes a year ago. This means he still has some “regular human” genes and that Hillary is sure to announce that she has started smoking weed again, at 3 a.m. MORE »