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Time has some EXCLUSIVE prom photos of a young and suavay B. Barry Bamz, so we will let you go on over there for...

In Seattle yesterday, actor and permanent fixture of grandparents' record collections Jim Nabors married Stan Cadwallader, his companion of 38 years, which means...

We now take a brief programming break from mourning the continuing state of affairs in Congress to mourning the continuing state of affairs on...

Well, this is very sad. Apparently, History's Greatest Monster Michelle Obama has neither shat upon the face of the smiling Baby Jesus by naming...

Sorry, guys, but GAME OVER. Illinois Congressman and paragon of personal responsibility Joe Walsh has handily defeated his opponent even with four weeks or...

There has often emerged from the American electorate a sort of vague, inchoate idea that more "bipartisanship" is needed in our politics. Elitists...

We can't believe we forgot to watch the "live stream" of Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio's press conference -- which wasn't on the teevee...

Before George H.W. Bush became America's lovable old "sensible Republican" grandpa, he was an angry, out-of-touch Republican president, who was flabbergasted to lose in...

Can you find Jeff Spicoli in this picture? Have they already smoked their marijuana, or are they preparing to smoke their marijuana? Did they...

Arizona Secretary of State Ken Bennett has been in hot pursuit of extra-double email verification from the Hawaii government of Barack Obama's birth certificate....

Hi. Tonight we are reminded that this country has 50 states and even some territories, and each must have her chance to say, "Ahem"...

The end of the year (world?) can be a good time to reflect on all of the happy times of the last 12 months,...

Barack Obama is on vacation in Hawaii, where he is sampling the taste of the local infants. It's sort of cute, until you...

Joyless schoolmarm Barack Obama unceremoniously decided to axe murder history's last remaining awesome thing, the "ha ha, look at all the heads of state...

It is common knowledge in this country that the path to a legitimate American presidency begins with baptizing a white baby in a fountain...

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