BREAKING: Donald Trump has lost his fucking marbles again.
GOP tax bill gets even less popular, Matt Lauer YA BUSTED, and the fight for net neutrality gets dirty. Your morning news brief.
Trump talks with Kissinger, REXXON's 'fucking moron' gets worse, and Mike Ditka is a fucking idiot. Your BIG morning news brief!
Lisa Murkowski's not dumb enough to fall for this, is she? Nahhh. OR IS SHE?
Robert Mueller wants ALL the things, Sean Spicer writes to Dear Diary, and your Facebook friend is PROBABLY a Russian bot! Your morning news brief.
Why on earth do liberals insist that the USDA's chief scientist be a scientist? Nobody insisted the president know what he's doing, did they? Also, it's your OPEN THREAD!
To be fair, failure is EXHAUSTING.
Comey comes to town, the Senate trying to sneak TrumpCare, and cities sign on to Paris Accords. Your morning news brief!
Next those Hawaii folks will be claiming people born there are eligible to be president.
If Jim Hoft had worked the 9/11 investigation, he'd have gotten Charles Lindbergh convicted.
Just give it up, dude.
Wikileaks takes another dump, Christopher Steele returns, and it's International Women's Day! Your morning news brief!
He deserves every damn second of vacation he wants to take. Also, it's your open thread!
Sheriff Joe proves ONCE AND FOR ALL that Obummer's fake birth certificate is F-A-K-E. Just kidding, he does not.
Gosh, that Barack Obama sure is a mystery. He's definitely a citizen, but is he really *American*?
A grudging recognition of reality is not the kind of thing you just rush into.