Tsunami From Hell: Obama Tells Hawaiians To Run For Their Lives
Saturday, February 27th, 2010
Unsatisfied with the terrible death and destruction in Chile, the Evil Earthquake is now hoping to wipe out the Hawaiian Islands with a Terrible Tsunami. Alleged Hawaiian Barack Obama just warned his people on the Sandwich Islands that the killer wave spawned by the 8.8 Chilean quake should start bashing the shores in about an hour. Why does Nature hate everybody? MORE »










THIS IS A SERIOUS MEETING. HE DOES NOT ENJOY WEARING THESE CLOTHES. “The Republican National Committee winter meetings kicks off in Hawaii on Wednesday, but GOP Chairman Michael Steele — who picked the tropical location — insists there will be serious business involved. ‘Relax,’ Steele said while sporting a Hawaiian shirt and a flower lei. ‘We’re working hard here, trust me. This is not a vacation.’” [
Most people who know anything about politics recognize that Katon Dawson and other influential slaveowners at the RNC will be
Former South Carolina GOP chair Katon Dawson wanted so bad to earn his nut as chairman of the Republican National Committee in last year’s
Sarah Palin, what a whiner! She went on vacation and
Here is this latest Sarah Palin thing that is also the world’s top political DC gossip: While on vacation in the eastern African nation of Hawaii, Sarah Palin wore a John McCain eponymous old man visor, except crossed out the “John McCain” part with marker. Possibly pen. Anyway is it time for Willow to go through an Adbusters phase yet? There could be a very innocent explanation for this! [
Whoa, neato! “Researchers on Thursday announced the discovery of two World War II Japanese submarines, including one meant to carry aircraft for attacks on American cities and the Panama Canal, in deep water off Hawaii, where they were sunk 63 years ago.” They are still operational and Obama plans to operate them, on America and the Panama Canal. No, they are not operational at all. But will Obama still use them? [
The pineapple heads over in Hawaii have passed the worst piece of legislation EVER, worse even than the Fugitive Slave Act. They have decided to make September 24, 2009 into “Islam Day,” which will feature forcible conversions, public executions, and widespread consumption of halal meats.
POLITICO MUST BE BOMBED TO HELL, RIGHT NOW: “Obama has been photographed several times without his shirt as a presidential candidate but he’s about to step into the White House — so how much skin is too much? There is a fine line, experts said, and this time at least, Obama was on the right side of it.” And in the next paragraph, there’s a quote from an expert! He says it’s normal for the humans to take their shirts off at the beach! And the expert’s name is “Howard Bragman,” which is clearly made up. Ugh. We’re not even going to link to this article. [