Best Paultard Spam Of The Week
Tuesday, December 18th, 2007
Ever since we called the Paultard’s Dec. 16th moneybomb an “abject failure,” Wonkette’s inbox has flooded with spambot hate mail the likes of which we’ve never (well, rarely) seen. Among the things we’ve learned the last two days: (a) We “neo-libs” fawn over Bill Clinton (b) I “am a child,” but “Ron Paul is a man” and (c) the word “slatternly” can be used without irony. But there’s just too much to recount briefly, so after the jump, we bring you some of the best Paultard mail of the week. Maybe we’re trolls, but at least we’re not abject failures. MORE »
Ever since we called the Paultard’s Dec. 16th moneybomb an “abject failure,” Wonkette’s inbox has flooded with spambot hate mail the likes of which we’ve never (well, rarely) seen. Among the things we’ve learned the last two days: (a) We “neo-libs” fawn over Bill Clinton (b) I “am a child,” but “Ron Paul is a man” and (c) the word “slatternly” can be used without irony. But there’s just too much to recount briefly, so after the jump, we bring you some of the best Paultard mail of the week. Maybe we’re trolls, but at least we’re not abject failures. MORE »









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