Well, hopefully YOU have a date for Valentine’s Day, you little minx you. Your Intern the Third will be sequestered, in mourning, at one of the these fine drinking establishments. MORE »

Recent polls show that the fat, oversatisfied inhabitants of the so-called greatest country on Earth are nothing more than a pack of petulant brats who do nothing all day but nag the hard-working elected officials who keep the country’s trains running on time and try to protect the place from Canadian invasion. MORE »

Irish pop star “Bono” is sad because the new Democratic leadership had better things to do this month than kiss the fat old ass of an impossibly vain washed-up entertainer. MORE »

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