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HASTY RETREATS

Mike Murphy On Slow Boat To China

Tuesday, November 25th, 2008

Avoid the uncooked meats!Once upon a time when people played poker and they came across somebody who lost very large and predictable amounts at the table, other players would say, “I’d like to get you on a slow boat to China,” so that this loser could continue to shed large amounts of cash for a long period of time. You see how this all relates to the prolonged and expensive death of the McCain campaign? Good. MORE »