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Drunken stumblebum Joe Lieberman gets caught in the March madness, Chris Matthews reminds us how much he loves titties, Howard Dean sustains the planet, and the arrows you see are provided by a Wonkette operative who proves once again that Nicolas Cage has never met a shitty fucking awesome movie he didn’t want to be in. So, sit back, chill out, and wait for Wonk’d, which is coming directly.

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Rachel Sklar is shocked — shocked! — at ABC’s The Path to 9/11. Specifically, the scene in which Beverly from The Larry Sanders Show Condoleezza Rice reads the now-famous “Bin Laden Determined to Strike in U.S.” memo and then LEAPS INTO ACTION, calling some sort of meeting and urging an immediate strike against the guy Sandy Berger was too much of a pussy to get rid of a few short years earlier (as illustrated in this clip). The only problem with the scene is that, well, it’s complete bullshit. And it’s really obvious bullshit, as everyone’s got to remember what was one of our favorite soundbytes from the heady days of the 9/11 commission: MORE »