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He is SO MAD that ... 20 of the 243 American athletes are black or Asian and two are gay. And NOT because that's too few.
Maybe he can go live in the Big Brother house with Omarosa.
All of GOP Washington is telling Steve Bannon to fuck off. Is this hilarious, or is it TOTALLY HILARIOUS?
Science proves Wonkette is actually more valuable to the polity than the Paper of Record. You're shocked, we're sure!
Is Robert Mueller about to flip a guy? What will Trump and Putin talk about this time? And Trump gets practice in presidential pardons. Your morning news brief.
Trump personally fucking with ACA, John Kelly got hacked, and you'll never guess that Breitbart's all-Nazi and Buzzfeed has the goods! Your morning news brief!
Poor Ben Carson with the broken brain.
Demons are real, Elizabeth Warren is fake, and selfishness is empathy. Quite a load this week.
Would you expect any less from Thin-Skinned Hitler?
Did CNN's coverage of the 2016 election suck, or did it REALLY suck?
It's UNFAIR AND MEAN to point out that she ran a racist campaign, even though it's totally true.
Unemployment Drops Again, Trump Has Good Economy To Wreck! Your Wonkagenda For Friday, December 2, 2016
Kellyanne Conway can't stop crying, Trump's big league illegal immigration problem, and Webster's requests more words. Your daily news brief!
In this constitutional scenario, the new president would be either Ivanka Trump or dead Ronald Reagan's corpse farts.
According to rightwing bloggers having jizzspasms over Michael Bay's new Benghazi movie, 13 Hours is certain to sink Hillary Clinton's hopes of ever being president. But this loud, excessively long (two-and-a-half hours, Alan!) wargasm doesn't actually mention the former...
Oh, to be back at boarding school! Mumsy and Popsy would seldom visit, and even then, only to meet with the headmaster about which one of our family names would christen the new Humanities building. And what fun we...