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Hey, what is that Harry Shearer up to now? This damned thing, is what! [Harry Shearer]

We will miss this clown, Sarah Palin, when she’s sent back to Alaska. Ha, not really. Oh, and after the jump, this discombobulating thing from Harry Shearer. MORE »

• Heard on the Hill: Former Jack Kingston flack turned blogger for Senate candidate Mike Bouchard posts elaborate lie about Bouchard rescuing garbage man from buring truck: “Mike Bouchard leaps into action when a garbage truck catches on fire.” Video shows Bouchard kinda standing there… Jewel was on the Hill lobbying against mastectomies or something. [Roll Call]
• Yeas and Nays: Harry Shearer compares administration officials to Simpsons characters, hilarity ensues… Jewel again. [Examiner]
• Above the Dome: Arianna Huffington neglects to say “bitch” when singing Jill Sobule-penned theme song… The Indian American Republican Conference loves George Allen… Chris Dodd’s website claims he’s the only congress person fluent in Spanish, other Spanish-speaking members disagree. [The Hill]
• Reliable Source: Dick Cheney: “After about 10 minutes it suddenly dawned on us we were sitting smack in the middle of a topless beach. Life is always interesting when Henry Hyde is around.” [WP]