harry reid
BP’s futuristic space-age technobox dingus has gone nearly two whole days without leaking, or exploding, or going crazy and bursting off its mooring and burrowing further into the sea floor and opening up yet another leaky hole in the Earth’s crust, which probably means that this whole thing has been solved and you can stop [...]
With their best friends the Supreme Court routinely doing them solids on overturning urban gun control, the National Rifle Association has nothing better to do now than make sure every random law that gets passed has some funny gun part to it. Things like the new credit card law’s provision that you can now carry [...]
Republicans who were hoping to make votes in favor of health care a defining line of attack in the midterm elections are finding that votes in favor of TARP are proving much more effective — which is unfortunate for them, because many of them voted for it. Still, it’s a healthy sign when citizens question [...]
RedState has a Drudge Siren (ironically? no, probably not) exclusive today: the National Rifle Association is planning on endorsing Harry Reid for U.S. Senate in Nevada instead of armed insurrection candidate Sharron Angle. How can the NRA support a librul like Harry Reid over somebody who actually wants to use her Second Amendment rights to [...]
Rory Reid, the Nevada Democrat who is trying to succeed Jim Gibbons as Governor of Good Decisions, has launched his first campaign ad, and it somehow fails to mention his last name, which is strange, considering it is also the name of Nevada’s longtime senior senator, Harry Reid. Why in the world would Rory Reid [...]
New Senate Majority Leader Sharron Angle is … crazy? Yes. She’s been hiding from reporters since her primary win against Chicken Lady, and only appears to tell her Teabagger supporters to ready their “Second Amendment remedies” to, you know, murder the elected government leaders in America.
We get mad at The Media now and again, but then we remember that they have a kind of a shitty job! Not as bad as, say, coal miners or eight-year-old Bangladeshi garment workers, but still! A lot of their time is spent lurking around waiting to shout dumb questions at people that they know [...]
America’s first black Senate Majority Leader, Harry Reid, was written off for dead by the so-called experts because of the mighty, mighty Republican/Teabagger opponents running against him in Nevada. Gosh, the Tea Party even drove many of their sedans and creaking RVs to Reid’s tiny mining-post hometown of Searchlight, where Alaskan anger bear Sarah Palin [...]
As illustrated by this frightening photograph that has nothing to do with this particular news story — except for the Krazy Chicken Furry harassing some sort of political staffers — a Chicken Furry is a very terrifying thing, especially for political people. What will the chicken do? Will it hold you down and make “chicken [...]
KEEP ELABORATING, THIS IS HOT! Harry Reid was so naughty when he said Republicans are “making love to Wall Street.” His spokesman, Jim Manley — official guest of Fox News at last weekend’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner — is ever naughtier, bringing good old fashioned rape-porn into the mix with his follow-up: “”What can I [...]
And now you know the dirty thoughts of an old Mormon senator from Nevada. [CNN via Wonkette sex researcher Monsieur Grumpe]
Harry Reid got so sick of Chris Dodd and Richard Shelby dawdling all week over the two or three specific conjunctions and adverbs they need to clear up to finalize their alleged Agreement that he has gone ahead and scheduled a first cloture vote on the original Dodd committee bill for Monday, around 5 p.m. [...]
