Tag: harry reid

Well Of Course Donald Trump Stands To Make Money From Dakota Pipeline. Stop Acting Surprised!

Protests against Big Oil? How quaint.
True fact: Personal grooming regimen strictly dictated by Andrew Breitbart himself

Harry Reid, Democrats Ask Donald Trump To Deport Steve Bannon Back To 1938

People seem not to like this Steve Bannon. Maybe it's the haircut. Or the fascism.

Trump’s Kids Want MORE. Yr Wonkagenda: Tuesday, November 15, 2016

Trump's kids want security clearances, Canadians want butt stuff, and ONE more Senate race! Your daily news brief.

Trump Idiot At Chili’s Makes America Great Again All Over Black Veteran

A new problem to worry about: Trump-inspired restaurant vigilantes.
Sit and spin, OK?

Harry Reid Has About Had It With This ‘President-Elect Donald Trump’ Fellow

Harry Reid may be leaving his seat, but he won't stand for this crap.

Let’s Play The Blame Game! Your Wonkagenda: Thursday, November 10, 2016

Non-white women invade the Senate, educators try to comfort kids, and more reasons to hate Gary Johnson and Jill Stein. Your morning news brief!

No, For Real, Though, Is Donald Trump A Russian Intelligence Asset?

WE ARE JUST ASKING QUESTIONS.

James Comey Wouldn’t Want To Hurt Russia’s Feelings This Close To An Election! No, For Real

Looks like Comey only has 'standards' when it helps out Russia and Donald Trump.

Senate So Mad At Obama For Letting Them Override His Veto Of Their Piss-Ignorant Bill. No. Really.

If Obama doesn't want a bill to pass, he should support it, damn him.

Donald Trump Will Build A Wall Around Syrian Refugees, And He’ll Make The Ay-Rabs Pay For It!

Suuuuuure he will. Remember how Trump pussed out when he was face-to-face with the president of Mexico?

Harry Reid Says Donald Trump Not Very Well Endowed, With Dollars

Donald Trump is SO SENSITIVE about this! Time to pop some popcorn.

Too Bad Harry Reid’s Too Shy To Say What He Really Thinks Of Donald Trump

JUST KIDDING, HE IS NOT BEING SHY, HE IS BEING A TOTAL BADASS.

Wonkagenda: Friday, August 26, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!
Come at me, Bro!

There Goes Badass Harry Reid, Trolling The Living Hell Out Of Donald Trump

Harry Reid is pretty sure Donald Trump is too stupid and uninformed to take the US citizenship test. Harry Reid is correct.

Your Senate Sunday: Florida’s U.S. Senate Race About As Screwy As Everything Else In Florida

Florida's having another election. Please tighten your safety belts and assume your crash positions.