Tag: hardball

Awwww, Big Man Donald Trump Thinks He Could Beat Joe Biden In A Fight!

Call us crazy, but we think Old Handsome Joe Biden's got this one.

Sad Gary Johnson Can’t Name Any Foreign Leaders, Not Even Barack Hussein Obama

Gary Johnson is this campaign season's surprising comedy star

Wonkagenda: Tuesday, September 6, 2016

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Ann Coulter Will Die Of Broken Heart If Donald Trump Stops Yelling At Mexican Rapists

If Trump really 'softens his stance' on immigration, why, Ann might cancel her book tour and go home to cry!

Wonkagenda: Thursday, August 11, 2016

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Chris Matthews Can’t Stop Staring At Melania Trump, Will Be In His Bunk

You'd think maybe Chris Matthews has been in the teevee journamalism business long enough to know he should assume every microphone is live, but he forgot that little axiom Tuesday night during MSNBC's election coverage, treating viewers to...

Ben Shapiro Saw Chris Matthews And Barack On Teevee, K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Media Watchdog Ben Shapiro saw something nasty on the teevee. He did not like it. No sir, he did not like it one bit. He did not like Chris Matthews' interview with Barack Obama one single itty-bitty bit. As...

This Is Not The Chris Matthews Clip We Wanted But It Will Work

When Chris Matthews forgot that Barack Obama was Kenyan for an hour, we remembered that Chris Matthews was insane, his whole life, back to the zygote stage. ("LEMME OUT, CHRIST ALMIGHTY...") So here's to more daily Tweety hilarity from...

Whoa Hey, Dick Cheney Guest-Hosted ‘Hardball’

Chris Matthews, he's goin' nuts. Meh. Most of the "issues" on this laundry list are trivial, gossipy tabloid fodder. The only Serious policy item would have to be, in Tweety's words, "Why DID he bow to that Japanese emperor?"...

Chris Matthews Explains ‘Oh God’ Comment: It Looked Like A Plantation

Chris Matthews is such a patriot for making America laugh last night before the speech from Bobby Jindal, his Enemy. After ranting about how much he hates Jindal earlier in the night, he "whispered" a comically audible "oh god"...

Lindsey Graham, Barbara Boxer Hold Slap Fight On Senate Floor

Here's a clip from the popular Hardball "Sideshow" segment -- the part that covers the exact same stuff as the rest of the show but is tagged, arbitrarily, as being super wacky! -- in which Lindsey Graham gets really...

Christopher Hitchens Is Funny When He Talks About The Clintons

TPM's excited about this clip, claiming that Salon's Joan Walsh lays a "smackdown" on Christopher Hitchens... we don't really see that? It's just the drunk anger troll pissing off the nice lady. Ha ha, it is amazing how much...

Christopher Hitchens Doesn’t Like Clinton For SecState

Necktie-free boozebag Christopher Hitchens does not like the idea of Hillary Clinton getting her grubby little paws all over America's foreign policy. Meanwhile, Peter Beinart just shouts and shouts. Why so shouty, Peter? Be sure to watch till the...

It’s Chris Matthews, Being Weird, On Late Night TV

Oh look it is your MSNBC friend Chris Matthews, with that dude Craig Ferguson who is very funny but we are asleep (drunk) by then. Matthews is talking about what it felt like to rape Michele Bachmann to death....

Chuck Todd Takes It All Back, Everything Is Awesome In McCain Campaign

Charming hairfaced news-geek Lothario Chuck Todd said all sorts of amazing things on Hardball last night about how John McCain and Sarah Palin appear to despise each other, and how their campaign staff are all tired and annoyed and...

Can the McCain Campaign Explain Palin’s Bizarre Veep Ideas? (No)

This is painful: Chris Matthews spends nine minutes trying to get a straight answer out of McCain spokeslady Nancy Pfotenhauer -- she of "Real Virginia" fame. And Nancy makes a fool of herself, because the only other option is...