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Completely Heterosexual Alleged Sex Offender Is A Good Scouting Role Model
It is an intractable and inviolable part of the Boy Scouting Code (which is in Comic Sans on someone’s old Compaq) that gays and lesbians cannot serve in any Scouting capacity, because they will convince small children that it’s okay to watch Bravo more than they already do. However, Robert White of Milford, Connecticut, was [...]
A Children’s Treasury of Donald Trump Hollering At Former Wonkette Writers
What happens to our former scribes when they leave the fairest pastures of Your Wonkette for the “real world”? Some of them go to Time, some start cults in the desert, some come back to Wonkette for additional “funnin’ on the Internet.” Everyone else just gets yelled at by Donald Trump after writing funny insults [...]
Seven In Ten Republicans Obviously Don’t Care About Herman Cain Being a Sex Creep
There’s important new polling data about the power-worshiping misogynists who make up the Republican base: It doesn’t matter if Herman Cain constantly used his executive job as a way to sexually harass all the women unfortunate enough to have to work for him. Doesn’t matter a bit! Herman Cain is still the greatest Republican candidate [...]
Who Groped David Brooks?
Even though we attended The Week‘s Opinion Awards with David Brooks a few months back and very much looked forward to making pleasant conversation with him over the lobster thermidor, we got stuck in the back with some old gents who did not believe anybody could blog “for a living.” But if we had sat [...]
‘Thank You George W. Bush’ Webmaster Furiously Scrubbing Site
You anti-American homosexual Muslim book-skimming ACORNs have taken YET ANOTHER perfectly good & respectable website — this one designed to thank George W. Bush for the various wars and contracting economies — and ruined it with your filthy jokes about butts and poop. The site’s webmaster is now having to scrub your PUERILE CRAP petition [...]
WE’RE IN THIRD: We’re in third second place to take over the GOP, and since Paultard ideas don’t count, we’re really in first. But keep voting! MUSH, MUSH. [Rebuild The Party]
It’s Truck Nutz Vs. Paultards In GOP-Fixin’ Ideas Contest
Oh YOU GUYS. Have we all contributed our ten votes to this thing yet? The Paultards have at least the top four leading suggestions. Vote more, you ACORNS! [Rebuild The Party]
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