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Characters Escape From Carl Hiaasen Novel, Get Arrested With Pot Guarded By Alligators

And now, dear Wonketteers, a headline that is quite simply tailor-made for Your Wonkette: TWO ALLIGATORS, A POLE DANCER AND POT AT OLYMPIA AREA SHOOTING SCENE Jesus Christ, this is what the internet was made for. Do we even have to write a story to go along with that? Actually, we do! Read more on Characters Escape From Carl Hiaasen Novel, Get Arrested With Pot Guarded By Alligators…
 

Strong Dollar Policy Really Paying Off

Wonkette Monetary Policy Operative “Lee” sends us welcome news: the U.S. dollar is totally beating the pants off the Kenyan shilling. You’ll recall that Barack Obama’s hometown of Kenya, Africa finally swore in a power-sharing cabinet following two months of violence after a disputed election. So it is nice to hear the American currency has gained “a slight ground” versus the currency of a nation with a 21.8% month-over-month inflation rate and a recent history of grave political instability. [NASDAQ.com] Read more on Strong Dollar Policy Really Paying Off…
 

Pregnant Member

Freshman Congresswoman Kirsten Gillibrand announced this afternoon that she and her younger husband Jonathan (you go girl!) are expecting their second child in May. Gillibrand is 41 and the couple’s other child, who hopefully got her looks, is four, while her ecstatic husband is 38. Congratulations! [Albany Times Union] Read more on Pregnant Member…