Wonkette

Those of you that missed last night’s Democratic debate in Myrtle Beach missed the greatest debate in American history (read: six minutes of it was not entirely awful). They started talking about such boring things as the economy, and how jobs are neat yet poor humans don’t have them, then they started fighting. Here’s the first clip, where Barry defends his crush on Reagan and Hillary gets Rowr-y and Bill becomes president and Spartacus leads a slave rebellion and everyone talks over each other. Also-ran John Edwards was present at the debate last night as well.

Uh, that was the break? Was that even two minutes? What about the old people who need a little time to use the facilities? What about your editor who can see the liquor store from his window? Anyway, here we are, solving America’s problems, around the old mill table. MORE »

After more than a year of this endless 2008 campaign, we’ve finally got a debate with the claws out. This South Carolina audience is getting a first-hand up-close answer to the question, “Can Hillary kill people with her words?” See here for Part One, and let’s get dirty with Part Two. MORE »

Wow, are we back in South Carolina again? And we’re going to be talking about race and the racial issues, is that right? Of course, that was the supposed subject of the last Dem debate, too. But that was in Nevada, and everybody knows teevee signals can’t reach from Nevada to South Carolina. So let’s do it again! MORE »