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Mitt Romney Molested By Over-Enthusiastic Floridian (Video)

Do you think dude is going to try to sell a vial of Romney’s sweat on eBay? Will he keep it next to his nightstand, in a special box, for sniffing? Maybe the guy just didn’t want Miffed Romney to have to wipe his face with his (debunked-ish) debate cheatsheet. More importantly, what (NONVIOLENT) thing would you do to Miffed Romney, if the Secret Service were ever tarded enough to let you up close? Read more on Mitt Romney Molested By Over-Enthusiastic Floridian (Video)…