handouts

BETTER THAN RUSH LIMBAUGH STILL? 4:45 pm November 9, 2012

Ann Coulter And Sean Hannity Jump On The Latino Moocher Train

AND ANOTHER THING ABOUT THE ELECTION! (This will be your life for the next few days, get used to it.) Here are Ann Coulter and Sean Hannity, giving us THEIR opinions about why the GOP got their ass handed to them on Tuesday, and you will never guess what they have to say. Or maybe [...]

REAL AMERICA 3:45 pm August 22, 2012

Real Americans: It’s Those Other People Taking Government Handouts Who Are The Problem

by Kris E. Benson

What are the latte-drinking liberals at NPR up to these days? Oh, just driving around in Real America trying to find out how Real Americans feel about the election. What are Real Americans thinking? What are their concerns? What do they want in a candidate? This is shocking but apparently Real Americans are thinking that [...]

WELFARE QUEENS LIVING IT UP 12:49 pm February 9, 2012

GOP Only Approves ‘Handouts’ If They Go To CPAC Attendees

by Kaia Mursi

According to the RNC’s Twitter droppings, handouts and giveaways are actually Patriotic, so long as they are given to wall-eyed fetus fetishists at CPAC and not the 670 million poors currently bankrupting the Federal treasury. Jim Newell, please enjoy your courtesy racist Barack Obama USB dongle! [RNC]

REPUBLICANS 1:55 pm April 21, 2008