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Posts Tagged ‘handguns’

FREEDOM COMES TO TOWN

Finally, We Can Have Guns In D.C.

Thursday, August 14th, 2008

Fuck You Cat.Ever since its founding by George Washington in 17-whatever-something, the District of Columbia has never heard the thrilling ring of gunfire. Finally, after more than two centuries of firearm-free boredom, Washington will get its very first guns, this month! MORE »


LEGISLATIN' FROM THE BENCH

Supreme Court Strikes Down D.C. Handgun Ban, Immediately Shoots At Random People

Thursday, June 26th, 2008

They’ve been talking about it for a while, but the ACTIVIST judges of the Supreme Court today struck down Washington, D.C.’s ban on handgun ownership, voting along Ideological Lines. Hooray! Because we all have guns, and now we don’t have to hide them under our pillows with the safety off anymore, which was not safe in the first place. Justice Antonin Scalia’s majority opinion went along the lines of: “If a bunch of blacks in Anacostia shoot each other, how the hell does that affect me, Tony Scalez?” [Washington Post]


DEMOCRATS

UPDATE: Jim Webb’s Gun-Toting Staffer Also a Marine & Will Kill Us All

Monday, March 26th, 2007

One hand on the Koran, one hand to strangle Cheney ... - WonketteWe’ve been waiting for Jim Webb to go crazy in public and start killing his enemies, and it appears the pieces are falling into place. Here’s what we now know about this morning’s arrest: MORE »


DEMOCRATS

BREAKING: JIM WEBB HIMSELF ACTUALLY ARRESTED!

Monday, March 26th, 2007