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Tag: hamid karzai

Darn It W, Quit Being So Adorable With All These Paintings

Did you ever have a dog that sucked? Maybe it was always crashing into stuff like an idiot, and dripping poop all over the house because it ate some awful thing, and nobody could ever train it because it...

Congressman Dana Rohrabacher (R-The Taliban) Gets No Respect From Afghanistan

"Surfin' Congressman" Dana Rohrabacher is apparently up to his old tricks, just cold bashin' Afghanistan and explaining why Hamid Karzai needs to let more warlords help him run their gubmint, and Karzai, he is not pleased by this, and...

Billionaire TeeVee Sensation More Popular Than Well-Known Mormon

Tacky hairpiece Donald Trump has a higher teevee/approval rating than Mittens, Tim Pawlenty and John Boehner, according to a new WSJ/NBC poll. Nine percent of those polled had a "very positive" opinion of The Donald, while seventeen percent were...

White House Denies Proposed Three-Way

Our war against the Taliban is going so well that the Taliban leaders are negotiating their surrender to Karzai's Afghan government! Yes, that's it, "surrender" is what it is, when your high-level officials join the government that was...

Whoa: Hamid Karzai Is a Heroin Addict?

Former UN envoy Peter Galbraith just said on MSNBC that Afghanistan's weirdo president, Hamid Karzai, is a junkie. "He can be very emotional, act impulsively," Galbraith said on the Andrea Mitchell show. "In fact, some of the palace insiders...

China Holds Up Climate Change Negotiations; Earth Literally Burns

Afghan President Hamid Karzai is furious on the outside, feelings-hurt on the inside that the US and the UN considered just cold replacing him with someone else during the fraudulent election of his own design a few months back....

Steve King Learns Most Things About Afghanistan On Trip

Congress' #1 asshole, Rep. Steve King, made his first trip to a non-Iowa/DC place on Earth this weekend: Afghanistan. Whoa hey didn't anyone tell him there was an insane war going on there?? So dangerous. On this four-day "facting-finding"...

Presenting The Senate’s Compromisey $849 Billion Health Care Bill

Meet Harry Reid & the Senate's Health Care Bill: $849 billion, 2,074 pages, no insurance for abortions or illegal immigrants, other characteristics, etc. Despite really maxing out every copy editor's patience with the word "contentious," Hamid Karzai was sworn-in...

BLAZING SADDLES IS LIKE OBAMA'S STAR WARS FOREIGN POLICY, YEAH?: So exactly how little power does Obama have over Hamid Karzai?: "'You know that scene in the movie Blazing Saddles, when Cleavon Little holds the gun to his own...

Nidal Hasan’s Colleagues Were Cool With His Islam, Which, By The Transitive Property, Is Very Significant

Obama is just pretending to have any sway within the Obama/Hamid Karzai powercouple. A bunch of people in the Army were very encouraging of Nidal Hasan's religious phase, and some even suggested he take college courses about Islam. Should...

Everything About Death And Violence And Then One Thing About Jay-Z

Total body count was 13—with another 30 injured—at Ft. Hood yesterday. The gunman survived after being shot four times. Speaking of the gunman, Army psychiatrist,  Maj. Nidal M. Hasan, here is a lengthy biographical portrait. An important...

Election Day For Some Means No-Work-Day For All*! (*Re: Some)

Happy Election Day! Today Chris Christie could lose more than just weight, though really, he could lose some weight. Political capital, political capital Obama Corzine political politics-word capital. The North Korean Army has taken control of the economy, the...

Hamid Karzai Is Declared President—But Was He Even Born In America??

After very possibly receiving fewer votes than his opponent, Hamid Karzai has won the presidential election of Afghanistan! Ford earned $1 billion in the third quarter and people are now thinking the company could be profitable by 2011. Yesterday...

Please No One Do A ‘Hilarious Topical Political Costume’ And Dress Up As Hamid Karzai’s CIA-Informant Brother

Hamid Karzai's brother, a prominent opium dealer (!), has been receiving CIA paychecks for eight years. He will now be fired and replaced by a teenager and an iPhone app. Recession!  A car bomb killed 86 people in Peshawar...

Actual Pigs Are Getting Swine Flu. What’s Next, Like, The Actual Swine Flu Virus Getting Swine Flu?

After being prodded by basically everyone on Earth, soon-to-be-former President of Afghanistan Hamid Karzai is ready to admit that he did not actually win the re-election. A new poll says that most people think the public option would be...

US Threatens Iran With Feared, Decidedly Non-Nuclear Economic Sanctions

Barack Obama demanded that Iran turn over blueprints to its underground ex-secret nuclear hideaway, and threatened to take away the US's gas and oil investment money. Iran responded by test-firing a bunch of short-range missiles and then claiming they...