Tag: hamburgers

DC Burger Battle Just a Proxy War For Lawyers v. Humans

Besides Bride Wars, Junkyard Wars and Star Wars, my favorite military engagements are burger wars. Lucky for me, and unlucky for dignity, there are actual adults currently waging a burger war in the heart of Dupont Circle, a really...

Lawyers Hate the Burger Trend As Much As You Do

The angry lawyers at the law firm Steptoe & Johnson actually SUED the Dupont Circle hamburger shop Rogue States because the alleged smell of burning dead animal was wafting up from the restaurant into the firm's offices, making the...

BREAKING NEWS: Best Friends Obama and Medvedev Hang Out At The Max

After teasing you with a photo of Obama and a post about Medvedev's Twitter account, it's time we finally acknowledge the BIG POLITICS NEWS of the day: President Obama took Russian President Medvedev to Ray's Hell Burger in Arlington...

Monster Island For Sale by Department of Homeland Security

America's most mysterious animal-disease mad-scientist Military Laboratory, the secret fear factory known as Plum Island, is shutting down and moving to Kansas. Why would a highly secure (?) facility that studies livestock diseases on a remote isle move to...

Barack Obama Eats Another Food Item

Oh look, news, Barack Obama ate another hamburger today. Here is eight minutes of Barack Obama ordering hamburgers. He gets jalapenos on his hamburger. Oh my god, he must be in La Raza. Ha ha, hopefully that Ivy League...

NBC READER COMMENT OF THE DAY: Turns out that when you write a post speculating that Obama visited the hamburger store yesterday to distract the public and media from a top-secret mission to bomb Canada or outlaw the mongoose,...

Oh Yes, Uhh, Barack Obama And Joe Biden Ate Hamburgers

The biggest political news of the day is that Barack Obama and Joe Biden made local traffic more miserable than usual because they were stoned (for Cinco de Mayo) and wanted rich-people hamburgers at a gourmet junk food restaurant...

The Free Market WORKS

"The King is setting hearts ablaze for the holidays with his new scent of choice. FLAMEā„¢, a new men's body spray by Burger King Corp., features the scent of seduction with the hint of flame-broiled meat." We get the...