Barack Obama Eats Another Food Item
Friday, May 29th, 2009Oh look, news, Barack Obama ate another hamburger today. Here is eight minutes of Barack Obama ordering hamburgers. He gets jalapenos on his hamburger. Oh my god, he must be in La Raza. Ha ha, hopefully that Ivy League professor will go nuts again. This is kind of exciting, though. Your Wonkette, along with every employee of the Department of Transportation, goes to this very Five Guys like 20 times a week to eat hamburgers. Now it will smell like Obama’s racist condiments, the end. [Famous DC]











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The biggest political news of the day is that Barack Obama and Joe Biden made local traffic more miserable than usual because they were stoned (for Cinco de Mayo) and wanted rich-people hamburgers at a gourmet junk food restaurant in Northern Virginia. “Oh my God I love that we have a cool president who just goes out to get a hamburger,” etc. Communist Country operative “Lillian” sends in this photo of the Presidential Limo and saves us all from having to read the necessary Politico analysis: “Our esteemed president was slummin’ it at Ray’s Hell Burgers in Arlington during lunch time this afternoon. This could be a strategic move to offset his recent arugula eating habits at the fancy Citronelle.” But will this be enough to attract the white rural voters who hate him in whatever election? Oh screw it all, the damn Politico video of Barack Obama eating a hamburger is after the jump.
“The King is setting hearts ablaze for the holidays with his new scent of choice. FLAMEā¢, a new men’s body spray by Burger King Corp., features the scent of seduction with the hint of flame-broiled meat.” We get the products we deserve. [