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Posts Tagged ‘hamas’

Talking With The Enemy Will Only Increase Violence!

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008

Here’s a curious pairing of headlines from the Washington Post website. John McCain, as he has been and will continue doing for the next eight years, called Obama a softie who ignorantly treats our enemies like actual human beings. Obama thinks *talking* to dangerous regimes, in some form, will achieve anything? Like a truce or something? Go back to Harvard, Columbia elitist! Talking with the enemy will only result in twenty more 9/11s and universal cancer. [Washington Post]


Friday, May 16th, 2008

McCAIN HEARTS HAMAS: John McCain is such a senile psychopath Maverick that he was all set to negotiate with Hamas just two years ago, but it’s very bad for Barack Obama to talk about such things this year, because … uh, Jeremiah Wright? [ABC News]


Video Footage of Barack Obama Eating Waffles!

Thursday, April 24th, 2008


Remember how Barack Obama lost the great state of Pennsylvania because he was too busy eating his Hamas waffles to explain why he’s in league with the terrorists? What you might not know is that he made his dickish, wheedling plea to “let me eat my waffles” through a mouthful of those same waffles he purported not to be able to eat. (He is a contemptible liar.) Watch Mumbly Joe Obama totally ducking important foreign policy questions, and eating waffles, in this video. And then see this other less good video of exactly the same thing after the jump! MORE »


Jimmy Carter Waxes Terrorist With Hamas

Tuesday, April 15th, 2008

Jimmy Carter started his unofficial but CONTROVERSIAL visit with Palestine’s Hamas leaders today and here are the first naughty AP pix. Look: the Hamas is such a terrorist group that they have guns! They will shoot Carter if he does not lie face-down on the cement as that greeter is clearly instructing him to do. Good Lord, Jimmy Carter is old. More pixxx after the jump! MORE »


Condi’s Running Out of Time

Monday, March 10th, 2008

OMG!!A Condoleezza road show is so much fun! Our Condi bounced from Egypt to Ramallah to Tel Aviv to Brussels, enjoying several perfect photo-ops along the way. The only problem was that outside the photo-ops, it was one of the most incriminating Condiweeks EVER, brimming with embarrassments, snubs, that Gaza Strip thing, and OMG, Glenn Kessler! So mean! Let’s all pile on with Glenn after the jump!

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Beloved Hamas Mouse Rewarded With 72 Minnies

Friday, June 29th, 2007

I was killed by the killers of chldren!!! Eeek - WonketteThe anti-Israel Mickey “Farfour” Mouse who thrilled desperate Palestinian children has made his final television appearance. MORE »


Popular Rat Urges Destruction of Israel

Tuesday, May 8th, 2007

K-E-Y -- Why? Because it is a duty demanded in the Hadith! - WonketteFormerly beloved childhood icon Mickey Mouse has shown his true colors: he’s as reflexively anti-American as any other coked-out limousine liberal Hollywood star. MORE »


Gingrich Says World War III Has Begun!

Monday, July 17th, 2006